THE BASTARD TEACHER 🖕🏾

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Breaking up a fight on the football pitch. No Internet. 25% staff absence. 3 CPOMs entries... Feels so good to be back 🤦🏾‍♂️ #Teachersof𝕏 #teacherlife #teacher

Mrs "Hopeless" Hope is no longer at my school as of September and I couldn't be happier 😁 Good fucking riddance. 🙏🏾Hope she chokes on a chicken nugget and dies🤞🏾#school #Teachersof𝕏 #TEACHers #TeacherLife #teacher

Me: Can anyone tell me what a cell is? Her: It's when a man puts his dick in a girls pussy Me: 🤔 That's sexual intercourse Her: Yeah I know that I'm not thick Me: Did you hear the question? Her: Yeah, what is a cell! Me:

@ICT_MrP We used to have ours at home which we all appreciated, until one teacher ruined it for the rest of us by not planning his lessons and delivering last minute horse shit everyday... What a prick

In today’s education news… teachers to be allowed to take their non contact PPA time from home. Does this already happen in your school or are you expected to stay in school for PPA and if so why?

The amount of times someone from the Army has come to try and recruit from my school of vulnerable students is getting fucking weird... Getting groomer vibes #TEACHers #Teachersof𝕏

One of my students has emailed me two nights in a row now at 11ish in the night to send me homework that he hasn't been set, he just decided to do. Its kinda funny but fucking hell man I'm tired and need my sleep, I get woken up enough by my own kids 😂

Choosing between @RishiSunak and @Keir_Starmer was like deciding whether you'd prefer to have shit or piss thrown in your face... Ideally I'd have neither but piss washes off easier so I went with the piss.😂

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CPOMS was on fire this week... Anybody else have the same? #Teachers #teacherlife #Teachersof𝕏

@missm_teachess Polar bears have thick, dense, soft hair. Excellent for absorbing sound. Get a polar bear... If possible one that's also a HLTA

Really struggling with echo/ noise levels (group talk sounds like shouting vibe) in the new classrooms. Can anyone recommend any tips on how to improve this or things that could help that don’t cost the earth!?

So stamp duty's the reason we can't get on the property ladder. Threshold for it's £300k you cunt. FTBs can't even get a deposit for that shit. You want to save your landlord mates more money? Just say that then. James Cleverly? More like James Retardedly. Go eat a sweaty dick!

@PrimaryCoHead Whoever's idea this was has definitely bought a second phone and added themselves as a child 😂

Secondary pals, is this a thing? School has made a WhatsApp group for the new Year 7s, sent an invite to all. (Parents aware & their decision to allow their chn to join), then all school staff have left the group.

3rd day of training tomorrow, sitting in those uncomfortable arse numbing chairs all day. I feel sorry for the students. Can't wait to get back to my comfy cushioned seating classroom. #teacherlife #teachertwitter #Teachersof𝕏

@RealEmirHan Requiem for a dream is shit

Name a movie opinion that would put you in this situation.

@Strickomaster It is controlling though isn't it? Not saying it's necessarily good or bad but it requires staff to be in control

@Strickomaster @Kaetror 😂

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What are you watching/ reading this evening? Please inspire me 🙏🏻

On the last day of school one of my year 10s "figured out" that his middle finger is called his middle finger because it's literally the middle finger... That's who I've got to go back and teach next week... 😅We're fucked! #teacherlife #TeachersOfTwitter #teachersofx #teacher

@RogersHistory Ok on day 1 you needs to kick the living shit out of the biggest kid there so they know you're not some little pussy. Also take plenty of tobacco with you, and if you can sneak some drugs up your... Wait, ignore that, sorry that's prison. School? 🤔 maybe just be yourself 🤷🏾‍♂️

What would your #1 tip be to a teacher starting in a new school this September?

@Matt_Pinner No... I just shout "Come on nan we're in a rush, are you taking the piss or summat?"

Do you hold the door open for the person behind you regardless of their sex, age, color and religion???