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When you yell at me because I won't make your upside down brown sugar shaken espresso, this is who you're yelling at. If you even care 🥺

Call me crazy but I don’t think President Kamala Harris would’ve turned off free lunches for poor children or cut Medicaid funding for vulnerable Americans.

Elmo told the nonbinary community to get it together 😂

@SinginSwiftie For me it'll always be the sexy baby line from Anti-Hero

“thank you for choosing Amtrak” no problem there are no other trains

Idk anything about Wicked, but I might go listen to the album and memorize the songs so that I, too, can sing along with the crowds that aren't supposed to be singing

guy who believes the trump victory is illegitimate because the 2020 election was stolen and he’s ineligible for a third term

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

We all know Trump was a hustler, but hustling women out of the rights to THEIR OWN body is nasty work!! Hustling Americans out of their hard earned money by selling $500 Trump Sneakers, $60 Trump Bibles, and $100,000 Trump Watches is even nastier!! Tomorrow he’ll be hustling you out of your healthcare rights. Donald Trump talks about how he has concepts of a plan… but the only concept of a plan he has is a plan to hustle YOU

@KansanNews We've been saying this about the scholarship halls for years and they told us that it wasn't mold. I guarantee you those halls have the same exact issue. Loved being sick constantly in GP 🤣🤣

Through a series of tests, it has been confirmed that mold is present in the some of the dorms at the University of Kansas. Residents have reported negative health effects due to the mold growth found in vents and on walls. kansan.com/news/it-starte…

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

yes, i draw that cunty little line. i do it with z’s too…. started in 4th grade because i knew i wanted to be a bad bitch (attention)

study a broad? dont talk about women's studies like that

Tim Walz looks like he's never been around someone so genuinely awful before. He looks like this is the first selfish person he's ever met

Went to go throw away an old air freshener bottle and went "Oh wait, I need to take this to the ESIM container!" .... In my own home. The Target brain worm has made a home inside of my brain

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.

@BungirlK @sodamagician I always knew you were a robot fucker 🤣

@sodamagician @Mary123___ you have competition it would appear...

@sodamagician Hey, respectfully, what the fuck does that mean?

round these parts they call me the BeefQuake™️ partner

@BungirlK You're evil

@Mary123___ My dear people speak over you because youre short 💜

Since having elevated testosterone levels makes you a man, I guess that makes me a man now? I'm hoping this means people stop speaking over me 😎

It also works for Femininomenon. I never had a Miranda Sings phase, why is she plaguing my brain 😭

Random thought my brain has latched on to: Miranda Sings singing Good Luck, Babe