Mary Jane French

Theres a party in my pronouns and everyones invited

Something I'm ashamed of this pride month: Hosting Comedy Open Mics is one of the few things that gets me out of the house these days.

Me: exclusively talks about being queer also me: don't you fucking dare acknowledge my queerness.

@francescalyn also when I was a child I tanned and didn't burn. and I'm clinging to the very idea of that

@francescalyn I don't like how it feel on my skin and especially body hair. when I lived in LA it was dry enough that I would just put up with wearing my denim jacket in 95° heat to keep covered instead of applying sunscreen.

Anyone else with white friends mystified by their resistance to sunscreen? It’s like they forget every year and the terrible sunburn reminds them. How is that possible?

Every time you eat Chik fil a during pride month you make gay baby Jesus cry. I don't make the rules

We had such a good time last night at the Top Down Comedy Showcase at @BottomsUpPizza and now we are even MORE excited to officially announce our lineup for @FemmesTheRules at @RVAComedy. Get those tickets in advance, Richmond. You DON'T want to miss this show! #Rva #ComedyRVA

Tonight is the first open mic of the month at @BottomsUpPizza. But we are Thrilled to announce the lineup for our showcase at the end of the month! From out of town, we've got Will Spottedbear coming up from Charlotte, NC, Camille Roberts coming down from NYC.

Hello, folks! This a reminder with an updated flyer that we have this fantastic showcase coming on August 30th at @bottomsuppizza featuring @chickchels @elizabethdangernorman @francescalyn @brandoncolebeswick go get those tickets in advance, y'all!

We loved having @chikachels as the very first guest on The Richmond Comedy Podcast! @MaryJaneFrench and Chelsea talked about coming out after already starting comedy and Chelsea's comedy career up to this point. Check out the episode and see Chelsea live at the end of the month.

Lord help me not curse out this lady on Facebook claiming vitamins keep you from getting covid19

Oh my goodness! This weeks episode of the @femmestherules pod is @Brandazzle interrupting @RiversLangley! Go listen cos it's fantastic! Also our @Lady2LadyComedy trifecta of episodes is complete!

Hey twitter! It's the 2nd tweet I'm doing in 2020, which means the 2nd episode of the @femmestherules pod is out! We have @TesstifyBarker interrupting @luhrsman. @SarahMowrey is so proud of me for using the socials!

So excited about @femmestherules putting out the first podcast episode that I'm popping back onto twitter! Go check out @BabsGray interrupting @jwattenhofer on @Spotify, @Stitcher, or wherever you listen to stuff!

I have a feeling that if I were to transcribe every episode of Sex and the City and entitle it "Everything I Hate About Straight Culture" it would be undeniably accurate, and I would be nominated for a gay Nobel prize.

Confession: mouth wash is too spicy for me

Taking up amature embroidery is the best decision I've ever made because now I can give my clothes all of the shitty stick and pokes that I dont want to commit to.

@rileyjsilverman @minabaird17 @thatdangdingus @LaserMWebber Awww I'm gonna well up over here!

@Brandazzle Yeah thats all fair! I think it would just be hard to make a Sabrina that I'm not into, honestly haha

@MaryJaneFrench Yeah, it's nice they all reconciled & didn't really care she was a witch, but then at the very end I wonder if that's even really going to hold when she's walking through the academy with the weird sisters. I like the makeover Satan gave her though 🤷‍♀️

Sabrina kind of sucks, right? I am not enjoying this show at all & I am bummed about it.

@Brandazzle As far as the occult stuff, they kinda went out of the way to say that its not Satanism but rather another religion specific to this one coven But thats basically the same argument people use to defend silence of the lambs when its called transphobic so it realy doesnt hold water

@MaryJaneFrench It also really misrepresents the occult & flirts with inciting satanic panic, and I think that's really irresponsible in the world we live in. I think they tried to do way too much world building in 10 episodes, I kept just not caring about anything happening.