Mary Samsonite

I ride in an all female Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans. We are the Krewe of Cleopatra, and our signature throw is glittered wine glasses. I’m doing the @taylorswift13 Eras this year! this will be a thread as I finish them🧵:

Lives were changed.

NEVER. DOUBT. TAYVOODOO.

Tayvoodoo I have seen what you’ve done for others 🙏

Me when I’m a miserable cunt and clearly don’t know ball

@BIGMEM12 TAYVOODOO MOTHERFUCKER. Learn it.

Dancing after a 3 that cut the lead to 22 shorty don’t know a damn thing lmfao

GOD HATES DONALD TRUMP AND THUS THE KNICKS CURSE BEGAN BUT THE DEVIL DID NOT EXPECT GODS MOST BELOVED CREATION TAYLOR SWIFT TO REBUKE AND CLEANSE ALL EVIL THAT WAS MANIFESTED IN THAT STADIUM! NEW YORK CITY OWES TAYLOR SWIFT SO MUCH

“Why is Taylor here? Ughh she’s not even a Knick’s fan” Shut yo bitch ass up and thank her, bc TAYVOODOO is the only reason you won.

ladies in their 30s: has anybody else gone from their “super ambitious climb the corporate ladder” straight into not wanting to work at all?

Destination: USA 🇺🇸✈️

The biggest World Cup crime is not a singular game being played in Tiger Stadium. The European mind would be blown away by a night game in Death Valley.

Not to be an Off Campus creep (I am) but why has no one removed the music from the Garrett and Hannah ep 5 montage so we’re only hearing the audio 👀

I love Americans. We were about to walk an hour to the stadium in the rain to save on an Uber, and the receptionist at the hotel we were parked in front of decided to drive us there.🙏

We found a German village in the mountains of North Georgia lol I feel right at home😍

Americans come back from Europe having lost weight and feeling "clean." Meanwhile these Europeans are about to go back with the Freshman 15 😂

@FreddyLA7 Yo hit up the northshore. The Mandeville lakefront really is beautiful. Barley Oak for a 🍻❤️

This is our route for the next few days. Auburn tomorrow, then continuing on towards Houston for Germany’s game. If you have any recommendations for places to stop along the way, let me know!

I don’t know these people, but in my 38 years I’ve figured some things out, and I know a hater when I see one. Ella girl, watch yo back angel.

I KNOW THIS ONE @Pixar

R.I.P Rue Bennett (2001-2026) #euphoria #euphoria3 #euphoriaspoilers #euphoriaHBO

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