Mary. ༒ My Venus Doom

My latest acrylic painting - Terzo himself. All done using fluorescent acrylics, no editing, it really is this bright!

These "Door Guard" cat sculptures are custom-made stained glass art designed by Mary

@jimmyjacktoth Made even more embarassing because the staff were ALSO expecting it to be ridiculously hyped and security put ropes out in preparation, just for the store to open as usual with this little huddle of us all waiting at the door and a few normal folks just wanting other books 😭

@jimmyjacktoth Not as bad as the time my (then) favourite author did a super limited release of their new book with a 100-copies-only cover, hand-signed, only stocked at this one store in my city, and I waited from 2am expecting it to be insanely crowded by opening time... there were 21 of us.

few things will make you feel more alone in the world than racing to buy a record released in a limited edition of 250 copies only to check back two weeks later and find that there are still copies available

This is how Twitter was meant to be used btw

texture hatching and shading techniques for artists

can i get a eta on “this too shall pass”

@ACWorldBlog Bold idea but being able to choose an island BIOME would be so fun. And baskets for the Ables. And for Cyrus and Orville to shut up 😂🤣

Animal Crossing: New Horizons has been with us for six years today! 🎉 What are you looking for in the next Animal Crossing? 🙏

Literally

i love how the bumblebees are always first on the scene. hardly any flowers out but the faintest bit of sun and they’re cruising about like wellington bombers looking at shit. is this a flower? is this a flower? oi mate are you a fucking flower? haha laters 🐝

“i asked chat gpt” okay well i took 6 benadryl & asked the hatman

@bajablstdeeznut Given that asking for help professionally leads to nothing I might as well just cut out the middle man and die sooner

Would you rather Ask for help or Kill yourself

@wydyama Way to prove you're not tweeting from Britain

There’s no way y’all like driving manual everyday

We need a nightly news guy who comes on at 6:30 just shaking his head saying "I don't even know where to start"

Bro just a gave a nuke to the entire meme community

@Moonlight_myths Today on things that never happened

My husband decided to get a secret DNA test to see if our youngest daughter was actually his. He didn't ask me anything, never even hinted that he had doubts, and didn't give me a chance to explain anything. He just went ahead and did it on his own, then came to tell me about it later like everything could just be fixed with a quick conversation. We've been married for twelve years. We have two kids: our oldest is a ten-year-old boy and our youngest is an eight-year-old girl. All these years, I always thought our life was pretty stable. That's why this all feels even more absurd to me. According to him, the idea started getting into his head a few months ago. It all started with comments other people made about our daughter's looks. A coworker of his told him one day that the girl didn't look much like him. Then, at a Sunday dinner, a cousin of his made a similar comment. Things

@tdavis032101 @the_elyphant @thatstarwarsgrl No need to be rude.

@MaryfulOfGhosts @the_elyphant @thatstarwarsgrl That’s when you watch indie movies dumbfuck that’s where all the new upcoming actors are they’re not going to be in major movie blockbusters let’s grow a brain and use it!

Hollywoods obsession with Zendaya is something I’ll never understand

@leahsmithh7 @Reasonable17535 14? Then why the fuck are you talking about driving lmao

@Reasonable17535 Tough girl? That’s perverted I’m 14

People who brake at visibly empty roundabouts fill me with an ungodly not human like rage