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@Gustavo__254 "Mimi ni Alpha" overseer wa Owuor?

Huyu hukua Qatar but anataka kuwaonyesha nikaa majuu. Buda Qatar si majuu wewe uko tu mbali na Kenya

@amenya_nelson @Ibn_mimano Oh Lord Gracious hearus aki 😭

Willingly accepting to import Ebola into your country has got to be most treasonous act ever done to a people by their leader in any country. This greed is too much.

@MkenyaMzi @chris29ke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Engonga

Sorry Bruv I am keeping this one for myself , I have suffered too much I deserve a sweet soul

@EdwinNgany Edwin tunaongelea ebola aki

First thing ukiamka asubuhi huwa unafanya nini?

@majau_k @jkaris076 Baby wantam??😭😂😂😂

Brayo biker naona amefanya content na baby wantam na last year tulikuwa maandamano na yeye…..these content creators will really show their true colors

@Kianangih @bright_vidijah 😂😂😂😂😂kamejibu?

Finance Bill inasema aje Mbinya?

@asubwa_denis @RutoJames7113 Oooh, that's nice Hapo ukijipanga vizuri weza ondokea struggles..

@RutoJames7113 @Masai_Mi Nmeona sai you cannot renew but apply afresh as another cohort is coming in, so lazima urudi Kenya kwanza then apply afresh

There’s this lady who’s my friend. She went to the UK under the Bukura 6-month internship program, and she’s already back. It’s only been 2 months since she returned, and this morning she’s asking me for money. I’m shocked, you mean she didn’t even save?

@RutoJames7113 @asubwa_denis But niliona uneza renew,you can go as many times...ama?

@asubwa_denis Ni Kazi ya 6 months

Hi I'm lynet from Komarock I lost my kids date 13 may 2026 please 🙏 who ever see them please call me on these number 0726096432 name ,precious and Zennel

@Bookten8 @chris29ke Mnapush nini?

Delete watu watadhani tunapush

@polo_kimanii @chris29ke 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kimuzi naye I once hosted him for 2 weeks and only saw him bathe twice. Ni socks tu alikua anabadilisha

@WelBeast @KarauriR @orengbonny We wait 😂

The winners of the 50 shirts given by my friend @KarauriR for the Arsenal fanbase in Kenya will be selected from the comments section of this post by Super Grok today. Number one on the list is @orengbonny. Good luck everyone.

@polo_kimanii 😂😂😂😂

If theres someone who knows how to balance things,its this one called nature. Nature balances everything,even the little of the littlest. And it doesn’t matter how long. Everything and everyone gets what they deserve. Ukiangalia ata hii ugonjwa wanatudanganya iko,hii wanaita Ebola. Mtu kama kimuzi huyu former bandit hawezi uliwa na Ebola. Nature has ensured it. Kimuzi sababu ya shida alikula kwanzia utotoni he has developed immunity even for the undiscovered diseases. Kimuzi wale hawamjui,he was born prematurely. Na hakuzaliwa hospitali,ni nyumbani. Sasa wakaona huyu badala akufe,wacha tumueke kwa traditional incubator. Wakawekelea yeye kwa kitanda na wakamfunika na sufuria, kama kifaranga. For two months he did not bathe inside there. Immunity pap! Primary school nyinyi mkibeba ugali yeye alikua anabeba Mùnyù. Hii mawe hutafunwa na senge. Nyumbani hakuna chakula. That guy has never seen hospital. Nature imepatia yeye kila kitu Sasa nao matajiri,ndio utapata wako na magonjwa very silly. Juu ya usafi mingi,immunity hakuna. I remember in highschool this lightskin boy whose father was a pastor,got hospitalized because his body rejected githeri. Akaingiswa special diet namna hiyo. Hawa sasa ndio wanaesa kamatwo na iyo Ebola. Because they can afford the medicine for it. Yesu ni mwema aisee

@Honeyfarsafi @AlionyaRoseline Malisa

@AlionyaRoseline Aje dias na ni wewe huwa unasetia itumbi haga . Na uwache kukula haga za hawa watu huwa unanuka mdomo 😭

Ukae ukijua sikulwi matako kama wewe.

@chepsi_ @jkaris076 🤣🤣🤣🤣ei

Sai kama wewe ni stammerer avoid words kama tutampanga. Sai kila mtu amekasirika ajab. Maneno ikikwamia hapo kwa tutam watu watakumaliza bure.

@Mzungu44 @wycliffembunde Thank you for joining us,you're stupid.

This girl showed me shege,sjui nipaste namba mumsalimie? Alichukuliwa ni msee anaitwa Brayo btw

@SuperMetro_Ke @Gitz__ Nice

Dear Esteemed Customers, Due to the ongoing matatu strike, our operations remain temporarily suspended. We will keep you updated once services resume. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused and thank you for your continued support. #KeepItSuperMetro

@EdwinNgany Adi Friday

Kesho kuna strike?

@kamauwaruhiu @Fantah_Baridi Wakaholiks😆

@Fantah_Baridi Hii ni genz , millinial wako na suti incase wapate matatu.

I dare all millinials to post a photo holding up a blender to prove they are at home . (Every millinial has a blender)

@sugarwithvenom 🫂🫂🫂♥️

Nimefika kwa nyumba nikaketi nikalia initoke😭and just pretended like nothing happened. Damnnn, I miss you dad🤍