⭐MasenVerse⭐

It's so interesting that I could exist for infinite time and not think of every idea, I love how different we all are :)

@ragcityy @MontyBlun There's a difference between fair/constructive critique and insulting the show creator for no reason lmao😭

@masenverse @MontyBlun Shouldn’t even be giving a chud like you the time of day, but I’m feeling bored so I’ll entertain it Writing fanfiction doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to critique the original source material bozo lol like?? That argument is so fucking lame and stupid

Ragatha I’m so sorry that woman is your writer

@Fatbruhh @GianmarcoSoresi I apologize for this nonsensical reply I was in call with bestie and was exclusively going out of my way to make him laugh. Unfortunately he is stupid

@Fatbruhh @GianmarcoSoresi it's the new norm... wait what? Norm: I'm the old norm, I want normal beer! OMNI: WARNING WARNING PERIMETER REACH Billie barks at OMNI... like the man? Norm: Urgh.... it's YOUR fault i got house arrest! Chloe: You're the one who threatened the school board! NorTgeste-

My dad once picked me up from my mom’s and said “tell me what she has at her house that I don’t and I’ll buy it for you” and I’ll tell you what I didn’t say: vegetables

@prettyboyeklund 20

if you're comfortable, please respond with your age! it's for my stats class

@thereisnobeth not enough wood to get properly chipped

without resorting to moralism or idealism explain why I shouldn't feed you into this woodchipper

@bunslvrr I've never teased or bullied with affection. Every hurtful word I ever say is meant to PIERCE and CORRUPT. @moejamamamajoe fugly

affectionate bullying/teasing in relationships is the thing best ever and it makes me dizzy

@mascpxppy when i get out of bed every day

Who was y’all’s queer awakening?

@madeofmistak3 i could commit autoerotic asphxiation once every five years

guy who is in a time loop that starts when he is born and ends when he dies. he never realizes he's in a time loop

@bigcuntryboi he had stank breath

Oof that was kinda hot #needthat

@communicat1022 @doctors steaky want poopy😆😆😆sorry guys just a joke i'm sorry please don't yell at me hahah i weigh my growth excrementally imagine if there was a poop fairy would it produce faecal matter

Excuse me @Doctors of twitter. Why is my fecal matter, poop, and human extrement? When I feel them is cold to the touch.. is this normal or I’m sick? 63 years old, likes playing bingo and playing with slime. Help me! Tell me doctors! Poopy is cold!

@moejamamamajoe @fluffygirlpaws what a stupid reply. you get off on this shit? have fun dying alone in a hovel, bastard.

@fluffygirlpaws oomf's slop🥰

so-called "oomfs" when you take their hand and kiss them softly on the lips

@fluffygirlpaws aough,,,,,,,, rubth my big bellayyyyyyyyyyyy

the oomfslop thickens

@fluffygirlpaws @kanyewest us <3

@XNewNorm WHAT THE FUCK I LOOK AWAY FOR FIVE SECONDS AND YOU RUIN EVERYTHING WE HAD

🛸UFOs, UAP, Aliens👽, Cat-girls?🐱 As President Trump wrote: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Norm is in the secret files. FULL DISCLOSURE Coming soon...

@XNewNorm I came here expecting a Norm bodypillow and you threw wave after wave of useless advertisement smut at me. I thought you were better than this, sexy boy.

Buy a pillow: mypillow.com/norm

UFO/UAP Disclosure: Anomaly “NORM” — Declassified. #UAP #UAPDisclosure

@Hazeludw i have many!

who actually has an online friendship that has lasted more than 2 years ??

when i crash on an island with an extremely attractive flight attendant: ayyyyyyyyyyy, sexy mayday,

@petelmire laugh

what would you do if someone read all your tweets to you one by one

@moejamamamajoe extremely hungry judge did not say that. you are lying.

@masenverse Extremely hungry judge: Eat gavel eat gavel eat gavel

Here in Disassociation Land, self-actualization leads to a permanent vacation! Eat gravel eat gravel eat gravel