Jxy✯

god i love tweeting into the void, it’s like my own personal archive of thoughts.

@yeosflwrboy i can assure you what oomf said in this post isn’t fatphobic at all, you could be fit as fuck and still not have core strength to strap. it’s about people’s lack of stamina and strength when it comes to strapping

This is rooted in fat phobia because I weigh 229 and I've increased my stamina from FUCKING not core exercises you fatphobic fuck

@mychaelass the background sound 😭

helen and micki trying frans ominous food

quitting twitter to focus on eating pussy, sorry

@Fran_chaela wait but like take me to dinner first, we gotta be classy about it. there’s a taco stand down the block

@mascpxppy Oop omw

I take my daily core workouts VERY seriously

@mychaelass oh girl i’m doing a business and accounting degree bc accounts make like 90k a year and i need me a bag but this english professor run ts like it’s the navy

@mascpxppy dudeeeee Im doing an English degree too!! 4 years of this shit and I just can’t wait for it to be over 😭 the way they run the course is so outdated honestly. I will say tho, you do learn some valuable skills from doing ur own research and writing a fuck ton, so it can help you!

It’s starting to feel like joining the military or fleeing the country would be easier and more enjoyable than finishing my degree…

@dailydose_ofjas girl the flow is trying to drown you so might as well

@mascpxppy I try just going with the flow but the flow aint working out so i shall 🧍🏻‍♀️

Everyone always lovebombs me , how can i stop that

@jeonghyolove @saffronalpaca praying as we speak

guys. non oomfs and oomfs. idc WHO you are. we need to all get together and collectively pray that we get hasali healings for hannah’s bday. and i’m SO serious

@pianofrante cashing out my savings so we can get another drone, we gon get them leaks

alright i’m out here at ranger house and im launching a drone in hopes of getting past the barriers and getting hasali leaks… wish me luck 🤞

@Fran_chaela idk but my bedroom door is always open

@mascpxppy Now how am I supposed to provide proof?

@dailydose_ofjas valid but atp, restart ts because mfs are evil

@mascpxppy I used to but im trying not to 😕

mfs just out here living my dreams 🫩

@GELEAAZ Jas, be honest, is this you?

I’ve never been into knife play, but if my gf asked, I’d rip off clothes get on my knees and let her press that shit right to my throat.

@mychaelass It honestly does, I used to love writing but omfg since enrolling in this english course I can’t stand the sight of a google doc or my laptop. Ts will suck the joy out of your favorite things fr

@mascpxppy uni rlly sucks out any passion u had for the degree starting out

Ik im starting to like someone when i get scared

@Fran_chaela oomf take a couple shots for me

I’m drinking again tonight. Let’s hope I don’t drop any more pics on the tl or embarrass myself in the dms 🤣

@xoxxojaz fuck the salad, that’s a cute ass dress

That salad looks so damn goooodddd

being a service top without a gf is like being unemployed