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@hibsidnolic I used to have the tre duce, and the duce-duce in my bubble goose. Now I keep the mac in my nap sack.

This rap shit needed to work for him

@wil_da_beast630 Look upon my works ye mighty...

Then he wept, because there were no more worlds to conquer.

@kantezz_ @IAmLilRico Retaliation is a must.

@IAmLilRico Guess it’s about time her Dad pulls up on the dude’s family.

Their sister called them over for her abusive boyfriend and he unalived both brothers…😳💔

@Naseeba_G May you find some peace as soon as possible. Don't let no one tell you how to grieve but try not to let it linger forever. Nothing wrong with being sad just try not to stay that way.

@MasheraIntheRye I don't understand their logic

@_Ava_VT Beaten to death but "I maybe be ugly but im not stupid".

SERIOUS QUESTION: If somebody handed you $800,000 and said it's because you're ugly, would you accept it?

@The_King_Trout This was one of them 1 am in bed relived moments huh? Glad you got some closure.

My Junior year of HS I asked my chemistry lab partner to prom, she vomited on the table, and fled the room. Bumped into her at a bar many years later and she said it was because she had a huge crush on me and it was her nerves. COULD HAVE FUCKING TOLD ME THAT AT THE TIME, ALEXA.

@CI0I5 Lmao mf sayin chripponite'

Superman who landed in England instead and knew he was an alien but didn’t know he had powers until his 20s when he came to Metropolis to work and experienced regular sun exposure for the first time in his life

@CoveredGeekly Not my Batman.

Fans have voted Michael Keaton as the best Batman of all time, do you agree? 👀

@DeionHD "Dont let em break you kramer" Man, I wanna tolerance pause but I remember the time I did and I genuinely hated the world more so its just a dream for now.

May 1st marks officially 1 year since I’ve last smoked weed(or got high at all)………it’s been the worst fucking year of my life

@Be_like_yankee Now what drops? I be high all the time now so my eyes dont get red no more but id love using rohto back then. That cool sting was refreshing.

A 15 year old kid just knocked on my front door and said" I know you guys are cool, uhh, I'm high right now, and my mom is awake. Can I have some cologne?" I gave him my eye drops, cologne, lotion, a cookie, and a fist bump

@Cheamane Lmao it was crazier being the ones who didn't know of his NWA days before they were introduced to weed head Dre. I heard express yourself and was like "mf was just lying this whole time".

In 1989 Dre told us he doesn't smoke weed or cess because it would give a brother brain damage. In 1992 he was smoking on "Chronic" Crazy rebrand.

@DrinkingRegret @IMLILBRAVE @Gnar1104 Idk, to stunt on your significant others family tastefully can get you some big recognition. If you can show him that your on par with his ethics hes less prone to worry.

@IMLILBRAVE @Gnar1104 Now u gotta wake up even way early

Met a girl on Hinge who I really like but it's been hard getting past the final boss: her father

@historyinmemes As a someone who was going through extreme alcoholism when this character was first introduced, he gave me hope. I mean he was getting stupid drunk but stayed surviving.

When the zombie apocalypse hits and you picture yourself as Rick or Joel… but in reality, you end up like this guy instead

@skyler_higley Turtle terrariums do be stanking tho, so along with the sewers, how could you practice the art of ninjitsu when they can smell you.

something that isn’t brought up a lot is that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lived in the sewer so they probably smelled like shit

@vamptact Cuz dey aint trying 2 waste weed rolling nothing but blunts, stinkin up the spot wit stale oder of white grape and swisha sweets. End up just playin 2k or madden. Just watchin madea movies or sports. Lol nah but different ethnic backgrounds do be experiencing fun differently.

@mymixtapez All that energy into etiquette and word usage should have been studying them legal terms? OG you dont own none of your masters?

T.I. is suing his record label, claiming they are charging him $50 million to buy back his masters, even though they all agreed it was only worth $3 million.

@mymixtapez All that money on my books im supposed to been fed.

Ksoo sends a concerning message while serving a life sentence, saying he’s alive but his soul is gone. 👀

@mymixtapez What about them literal lives you stopped and ended? There souls and families souls are still trying to find peace. Knock all that crying off now boy, wipe them tears with that bibby jersey. Proud af of that hat in your music, gotta own it behind them walls too.

@fandompulse Gave us THE goat batman performance so its gonna sit pretty high. RIP mr Conroy.

Deadpool creator Rob Liefeld says Batman: The Animated Series is better than Invincible: "I love Invincible. It’s a fantastic show, deserving of all its incredible success. BTAS is the King Of The Hill. Aspirational work." Do you agree with him?