Girth Brooks

I’m nasty at ping pong 

Every time I look at Atlanta i see what a quarter of a million Confederates died to prevent

I like to eat in bed. But I don’t eat food.

DO NOT EAT THE IHOP SALMON

Why are girl bartenders always lesbian

If you are a Green Bay packers fan you’re fat as fuck

Idc if you don’t think I’m good enough. Jesus thinks I’m to die for. Enough said.

Going to skyzone drunk CBTM

Taking applications for: Smoking a cig with a Bad Bitch right now

My buddy josh fucks big girls like it’s a sport

Steve Jobs should have named his daughter Foot

Maybe this year I will watch two movies

Sober October? Nah, Bender til December

All roads led to Rome

I haven’t had one deep thought today #retardmaxxing

Why do meteors always land in craters?

I’m never drinking again Unless Y’all want to drink this weekend or later

I hope Everyone in England has a great day of work Friday. Hashtag Tell George I Said Hi

I Look Great Naked

We can start drinking for the 4th of July right now if you guys are down