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Mason Burke
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Mason Burke
@MasonMBurke
I make outrageous claims like I invented the question mark. Sometimes, I accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
Halifax, Nova Scotia Katılım Eylül 2009
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We’re literally living in the dumbest timeline imaginable
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"President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction." The United States of America is on the verge of achieving pure idiocracy.
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@JustinWolfers @acoyne So, what was the problem that the guy in charge of arguably the biggest company in the world had to call the Felon in Chief to fix?
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Play La Bamba Baby! One down, 15 to go. Dickinson (legend), Kapanen (clutch), Ingram (held us in there). Lots to improve, but we’re off to the races #LetsGoOilers
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A double dicky and two for cheeks clappenin @ryanwhitney6 #LetsGoOilers
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Hell of a period from the Oilers. Depth scoring in full effect, 29 and 97 are buzzing (can’t wait to see them on the power play), Ingram excellent when called upon. Finally healthy and looking dangerous #LetsGoOilers
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Excellent start from the Oilers so far. All four lines buzzing, Dach/Frederic/Hyman hitting anything with a pulse. Decent zone exits by the D as well. Very quick pace so far #LetsGoOilers
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My favourite time of year. Time to lose way too much sleep because the NHL hates their fans on the east coast. Time to go duck hunting #LetsGoOilers
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Donnarumma forgot he’s playing for City and not Italy there. Oh my word #MCIARS
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Can’t take that one away! Brilliantly brave from Beto. That ball over the top has hurt Liverpool all game. KDH gets to it and puts in a lovely cross for the big man to poke in. GAME ON!!! #EVELIV
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@mprwilson @MattJFootball Gravenberch has had 3 fouls called against him already. One is okay, two is a warning, 3 is a yellow. Still elusive though
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Genuinely intrigued to see what it’ll take for a player in red to get booked here! #EFC
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Need to calm down. We were the better side for the first 30 minutes. I’d like to see George on for McNeil. Need more pace on the right wing. We can score, and maybe even win. We have to believe it though #EVELIV
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Hey @EdmontonJack, are you and Louie calling the games on TV in Round One? #BestInTheBusiness #LetsGoOilers
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@nash_nova22 @espn They’ve won two of the last three titles. If they drop off, it won’t be a big deal
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@F0reverEvert0n Keep, but send out on loan to get some seasoning
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@ThePME If anyone breaks par after eating that, just give them the green jacket
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Oh my word what a goal! Callegari with a goal of the season candidate in game one. Take a bow son #TogetherFromAways #COYW
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