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this is a terrible way to start black history month

get this dick suck off the stage

@jeffihaza Bro just @ me

i think voice notes are getting out of hand and we don’t need to be sending so many voice notes

It’s you vs you out here don’t get distracted.

@nicksortor You love a pedo thats crazy

🚨 LMAO! Someone HECKLED President Trump at the Ford plant today, so he mouthed “F*** YOU” and flipped them the bird THAT’S the President Trump I know and love 🤣 x.com/thejtlewis/sta…

@bernardbulletin @JRD_1000 @admcrlsn I have no horse in this race, directly. But just want to point out that you’re clearly a psy-op clown

@JRD_1000 @admcrlsn The United States military kidnapped a guy. They did not seize a country or any portion thereof, which is what the contract was about

Hahahahahahaha

I bet this is what therapy on chat gpt is like

@NicoTheGreco @dnlklr Forget the political statement, its not worth giving up your autonomy

@dnlklr See I can maybe pull that off. Like in 2023 I spent an amazing week at the Trump hotel in Chicago, and it was an incredible bargain (amazing spa, fantastic pool) because at the time the proprietors reputation had severely devalued the brand. Model Y may be that bargain.

Haven’t posted about it in a while so: Tesla full self-driving is the most incredible and transformative technological experience I’ve enjoyed since getting my first iPod. (And I wrote this while using it)

@davebfr Dick suckin

When Ben Johnson left for Chicago, a photo went viral of a Lions fan celebrating with a bottle of Don Julio. Caleb is very intentional, so I wouldn’t be surprised if this is elite-level trolling

@erikschlitt This whole season has been a question of the integrity of the NFL and its bending of rules at will. I’m hedging on the sport, (maybe even sports in general post sport betting) and I’m sorry this adds to the existential crisis of the industry built around it.

Multiple clear punches thrown in this altercation, yet no suspensions? Ok.

Gotta love how Goff is ballin rn tho idk

Got NFL’d again

@mbootyspoon Read “Boustan” as “Boston” initially and said, ain’t no way he winning a fight in Boston.

He looks like he's going to pick a fight he can't win outside of Boustan

Today Russian court designated Pussy Riot as an extremist organization. And yet, we're freer than those who try to silence us. We can say what I think about putin — that he is an aging sociopath spreading his venom around the world like cancer. In today’s Russia, telling the truth is extremism. So be it - we’re proud extremists, then. This court order is designed to erase the very existence of Pussy Riot from the minds of Russians. Owning a balaclava, having our song on your computer, or liking one of our posts could lead to prison time. Pussy Riot has effectively become “those who cannot be named” in Russia - and in countries that cooperate with Russia on extradition: Belarus, Georgia, Iran, China, India, Thailand, Indonesia, and many others. We wear masks because you cannot stamp out an idea. Putin may kill his opponents, but the world still does support truth, progress and justice over the delusional deeds of old decrepit men. The just people of this world stand with democracy, with the sovereignty of Ukraine, with freedom of expression and with a spirit of punk that is to stand up to the bad guy, even when he’s the one with more bombs.

@PrideOfDetroit Classic nfl

I'm sorry, how can that be a touchdown?

If you’re downtown walking past paramita with an orange jacket im talking about u, you nasty mf. Choke

You walking your dog in the city and you let them shit on the sidewalk, and you don’t pick it up, you’re dirtier than your dogs shit, you nasty raggely mf