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@ConorRyan_93 @EvanMarinofsky He didn’t hurt it carrying his line, that’s for sure. 🙄

Elias Lindholm said he was dealing with a back injury this season. Similar to the one that hindered him last year.

@triffic_stuff_ @rickygervais Whenever I need a laugh, I play the Taxi Driver, one-man production from After Life - I’m in tears!

Can’t stop laughing at this cake-eating outtake from Ricky Gervais’s After Life 😭 I don’t know how they get through scenes like this when they’re constantly cracking up 😂 The outtakes in any of Gervais’s shows are always brilliant and very VERY funny. His sets must be an absolute joy to work on.

Chuckie and Lindholm (pick whichever one you want) are finalists for player of the game for Buffalo. Worst passing team I’ve seen in my lifelong #Nhlbruins fandom. #BUFvsBOS

@NHLBruins somebody tell Chuckie you don’t get a point if tied after regulation. Dump, chase, lose a corner battle, repeat,

Retweet if you’d like to see @JimmyKimmelLive fired. @ABC and @Disney are tagged.

@MikeGiardi On the bright side, we just doubled our SOG total on one breakaway. Let’s go #NHLBruins

Too many men on the ice? Tremendously horrible beginning

The @BuffaloSabres carry the puck in and put rubber on the net - the #bruinsNHL dump it in and hope. That summarizes the series.

@tylermilliken_ Check the custodial supply closets at Camden Yard - @ac13alex must’ve got a hold of some trash cans. #Cheater

Willson Contreras and the Red Sox are letting all their anger out 😭

@TampaBayTre Sapp 2.0 - great job, @Buccaneers!

Locked in. Snatches the hat without breaking stride. Didn’t give a shit about the posing mirror. Reloaded his arms like Henry Cavill in Mission Impossible King

@NESN @WBMasonCo I need to know what kind of comprising photos Alex Cora has of John Henry; it’s the only reason they haven’t launched this .500 cheating poseur yet. He’s made millions off of a team Dombrowski and Cherrington built - but has been an excuse factory ever since. #FireCora

"We don't need to put the head down. We're here to compete" Alex Cora on his mound visit with Brayan Bello 🎙️ 🤝 @WBMasonCo

@_slicky @NHLBruins I hear ya…She’s a sympathizer - her and the other grannies (and grampies 😉) you hooked up with just have a soft spot for the feeble minded. They mean well!

@MassasoitMan @NHLBruins Pissed she gave me gummy from the back while the bruins posted a stinker at home?

Final.

@_slicky @NHLBruins She says hello - the ladies at the senior center want to know when you’re coming back.

@MassasoitMan @NHLBruins I remember when your mom lowkey sucked my dick from the back and ate my ahh, da looooong way

@_slicky @NHLBruins I remember when I had my first road playoff win too. 🤣🤣🤣

@NHLBruins HAHAHAHAHA WAIT TIL YOU COME TO THE GARDEN THEY SAID HAHAHAHAHA 🤡

@BostonStrong_34 @ac13alex is a regular Eisenhower!! Mr. Five-Hundred!

Alex Cora: “We swung a lot, we didn’t hit anything hard. We have to put better at bats.”

@NHLBruins What a sawftie by Swayman! Shades of Milan. Great low-pressure goalie - below average (statistically) goalie under the brighter lights. #NHLBruins

@spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 Tell me you haven’t been to the playoffs without telling me you haven’t been to the playoffs 🙄

BUFFALO IS AN ABSOLUTE ZOO 😂

@NESN This guy has zero control in the dugout. He’s John Henry’s towel boy. Cue the “we have to be better…” rhetoric; his mantra since inheriting the 2018 team. #Cheater

Alex Cora responds to Jarren Duran's exchange with a fan in Minnesota 🎙️

@OurMarathon 13 years ago at this exact moment, these dirtbags poked the bear! #BostonStrong #Neverforget

@BOSSportsGordo @SmittyOnMLB He also said, “we need to be better…”, and, “who moved my garbage can?”

Alex Cora says he does not expect Willson Contreras’s back issue to land him on the injured list (via @SmittyOnMLB).

@mikecommito Pride of Wilbraham, Mass!! Billy G!!

Our last one of the season. Favourite Bruin who also played for the Devils?