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Chris Kavanagh’s “after review” the sweetest words since Martin Luther King’s “I have a dream” says Wrighty - beautiful @IanWright0 you national treasure

@timstillman_ I’m in Copenhagen on 24th May final day of this season - can you advise bar(s) to watch the game? Figured you’d be the man to ask ❤️🤍 @ArsenalDenmark

@AFCBallots anybody know how soon after purchase ticket exchange tickets are available to download to digital pass? Managed to get one for Bayern this morning..

@SUFCOfficial When will tickets be available to collect from Glanford Park?

🎟️ 𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐖: 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 (𝐀) The Iron has received an initial allocation of tickets for the Emirates FA Cup first round encounter against Blackpool, set to take place on Saturday, November 1st (3pm kick-off). Tickets are available to purchase direct from our ticket office, or via the FanBase app. Please note, these are physical tickets from Blackpool, with a collection or postal option required on the app. Full details 👉 scunthorpe-united.co.uk/news/2025/octo… #UTI #IRON

@RealBobMortimer my 11 yr old daughter (Peggy) said: “Is that Gary Lineker?”

@arseblog I am aware that we share a birthday today - many happy returns to you! 🎂

Nice of @Arsenal to inform me 15 days after my order (after I had to go round the houses to chase it) that it had in fact been cancelled, meaning that my children wont now get their birthday presents on time. Arsenaldirect is fucking shit. And that includes the ticketing process

@petehob1 Be worth a few quid those retro beauties Pete lad!

Trying on Dad’s old tops to wear to meet his favourite player Tony Rigby today at Gigg Lane #buryfc #starkies #uts

@hib1000 #madbantz

@hib1000 1/10

👕 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒-𝟐𝟓 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐓 𝗦𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 - 𝟭𝟮𝟱 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗻 🔊 Sound ON! #UTI #IRON

@TheAVClub This headline and that photo is wilfully and shamefully misleading

Chris Hemsworth finally comes out and admits that Cannes' standing ovation thing is "awkward" dlvr.it/T703jS

@pauliehamilton Cry more Jurgen 😭

Can’t wait for this prick to fuck off.

@daimo75 @ironbru_net @Greeny5o1 @StuJ87 He was. Fucking awful.

@ironbru_net @Greeny5o1 @StuJ87 Can’t be any worse surely

Genuinely nervous just in case it goes tits up tomorrow… it can’t can it? The boys will know how much this means won’t they? They’ll all be up for it won’t they? Jimmy will produce a tactical masterclass won’t he? … (looking for some reassurance here guys 🤣) #UTFI

@FootballTalkHQ Ian Wright himself even called this out as bullshit

🗣️ Harry Redknapp: “I bought Carl for £10,000, went to pick him up from Enfield and while he went in to say goodbye to his manager, he left me with his mate.” “‘What are you signing him for?’ said this kid. ‘I’m 10 times better than him. I’ve got 26 goals this season, he’s only got 12. I’m different class than him. Why don’t you sign me?” “I was worried. ‘I can’t buy you, I’m buying him,’ I told Carl’s mate, ‘but I’ll keep an eye out for you, don’t worry.” “So we took Carl and he was absolutely useless. He could run, but that was about it. We played about six games, but couldn’t win one. Carl was terrible.” “After about four games of this, he came to see me. ‘I’ve got a mate,’ he said. ‘He was asking if he could have a trial. He’s a striker, like me.’ “‘And is he as good as you, Carl?’ I asked, suspiciously. ‘No, he’s not as good as me,’ he said, ‘but he’s decent.’ “‘Well, tell him not to f***ing bother then,’ I snapped, and that was the end of it.” “The following Saturday, we went to play Crystal Palace. ‘My mate, the one who wanted a trial, he’s playing for Palace today,’ said Carl. ‘Oh good,’ I thought. ‘No problem there then.” “Anyway, three goals later I realized Carl wasn’t much of a scout, either. His mate’s name? Ian Wright, who went on to score 238 league goals.”

@arseblog I’ve just watched ‘premier league classic games’ on Sky, Chelsea 3 Arsenal 5, 2011. Starting line-up: Sczeszny; Koscielny, Djourou, Mertesacker, Andre Santos; Walcott, Arteta, Song, Ramsey; Van Persie, Gervinho. 😮 Wenger was truly a miracle worker 🧙‍♂️

@hib1000 @BBCSport @arseblog @gunnerblog @Carra23 @Carra23 always famously restrained* in his playing days *lobbed a coin back into the crowd at fans at Highbury

@BBCSport why are you peddling this utter fucking nonsense?

@SUFCOfficial Do the allocated seats for the original fixture still apply for the rearranged? So I don’t have to do anything just bring my original tickets?

ℹ️ TAMWORTH REFUNDS AND EXCHANGES We have had a large number of emails and calls overnight for Tamworth refunds and exchanges. Please email sufctickets@scunthorpe-united.co.uk with your name and contact number, and we will get back in touch with you as soon as possible. The ticket office closes is open from 10am until 4pm today. #UTI #IRON

@arseblog @gunnerblog I notice the celebration police officers (DSI Neville) haven’t made any comments about the Sp*r’s players/crowd celebrations after that win.. They’ve literally got their kids on the pitch.. !