Ahmed Youssef

@TangoNCashflow @realMaalouf Incorrect

@realMaalouf Fake. This is not how women pray in Islam. This is the ritual performed by men that everyone constantly sees on screens. The way women pray is different from the way men pray.

Muslim woman says she’s throwing all her makeup and immodest clothes away for Ramadan. Then after Ramadan is over, she will go back to her normal routine. The most performative religion ever.

@Praise_Sun88 @NoContextHumans Even then 100 miles is shorter than 1km lmao

@NoContextHumans Not sure what the message is here. 100m is shorter. So are you saying Americans are smart because they chose the shorter route to water? What are we doing here?

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HANNAH HIDALGO TONIGHT 🔥 • 28 POINTS • 7 REBOUNDS • 6 STEALS Notre Dame wins 🍀

Guys are crazily funny

Kai Cenat and Druski start fighting while Kevin Hart just dances 😭😭😭 twitter.com/copiumx/status…

This friendship is gonna last a lifetime😭

I always order a footlong so I can eat half now and save half for later

@arabangelx It’s encouraged but basically impossible even as a man, at least if you want to keep your family intact.

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me coming back to the party after secretly throwing up

Top 3 tracks from Dawn FM IMO are: sacrifices, best friend, & take my breath. Man Abel is still great.

@tinypantsdemon @40ATLAS Man looks like a fat Luca doncic

@AmyTheriault goes by quick, manage it properly and spend it around good energy only.

@AmyTheriault Oh man, that’d open up the hips

@AnkitBhavan Smh bro 🙏🏼

@MassiveYoussef it's not a number

remember that i got kicked out of class cause the teacher asked what's the biggest number, and i said googolplex. while i was walking out, some shorty said infinity and everyone praised her. infinity isnt even a number u cunt fuck both of yall

@SaraPandurevic Guys are down bad man married you in the dream

@AnkitBhavan It’s theoretically the largest possibility not the largest number because it is a theory ya?

@MassiveYoussef it's not a number tho. u were def one of the opps in that class

This weather is so bipolar it feels like a Toronto shordy