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@Master2udarnit

Occupied California Katılım Mart 2023
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John⛵️🥥@Jbn3ex·
The term O-ring pisses me off. What other shape could a ring possibly be
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Master2u@Master2udarnit·
@Jakethecrazy19 But she already know what he looks like so it can't be a blind date.
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Jakethecrazy🦬
Jakethecrazy🦬@Jakethecrazy19·
@Master2udarnit That is how Peter Parker met Mary Jane But that was his aunt When I was single I would have totally gone out with a blind date
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Nilam Civok
Nilam Civok@CivokNilam·
I took my 4-year-old to get a vaccine booster today. At the end, she got a colorful cartoon Band-Aid and four stickers. On the way back to daycare, she said she wanted to bring her stickers with her. I reminded her that the other kids might be upset because they didn't have stickers. She immediately said, "I got poked in the arm for these stickers. If they want stickers, they can go get poked in the arm too." She understood something pretty simple: she earned her stickers and didn't think she should have to give them to people who hadn't. Even a child understands that socialism is theft.
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BabaYaga
BabaYaga@BabaYaga2397·
After all the bs the government has pushed, and no verifiable solid evidence presented by literally anyone in the space, I no longer believe in aliens or ufos
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👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲
Phoenix people (Phoenicians?) I want authentic Mexican food, from a non-corpo taco shop in this circle, if possible. Please list recommendations. My order will be (3) rolled tacos and a carne asada quesadilla, perhaps a side of frijoles con queso y crema.
👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 tweet media
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AGAVE
AGAVE@agave_redux·
Alright. Now we begin Gentlemen. Our platform is simple. Anyone caught in the country illegally - hung. Anyone caught employing or protecting illegals - hung. Any official caught working with private companies to violate the Rights of the citizens - hung. No full or partial funding of NGO’s using public money. Term limits - 4 terms in the house, 2 in the senate. Age of eligibility to be in office - 30-60. Lobbying - banned. Receiving campaign donations from a foreign entity - hung. Nullify Citizens United. Foreigners cannot own housing, land, roads, or any infrastructure. Repeal the 16th, 17th, and 19th amendments. Repeal Hart Celler. Replace all taxes with a scaled single sales tax ie Food and essentials = no tax, normal goods and services 8%, luxury goods (yachts, exotic cars, mansions etc) 20%, imports 100%. The tax compounds if it’s an imported exotic product etc. Return to the gold standard. All government budget is handcuffed to tax revenue thus incentivizing the government to promote domestic commerce and grow the middle class. Citizens of a local community can call for a vote of no confidence in their local officials and if it passes the sheriff is mandated to hang the prior officials. Remove all welfare programs for minimum of 10 years until all fraud is prosecuted and rewritten closing all loopholes. Remove all work visa holders from the country. All work visas have a $100,000 per year per employee tax. Repeal the NFA. Mutual combat is legal. You have a Right and obligation to defend yourself and those around you from any level of crime being committed by any means and to any ends necessary. and many more common sense measures. Restore your Nation.
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My new political party is the Bison party. We toss immigrants like ragdolls.

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AwakenedOutlaw⚒️
AwakenedOutlaw⚒️@AwakenedOutlaw·
Have you guys heard about the new lettuce cleanse? I hear it's all the rage.
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Master2u
Master2u@Master2udarnit·
@HouseoftheMuse_ If anyone is alive it would be Junior. Your husband is going to eat crow
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꧁Bobbi꧂
꧁Bobbi꧂@SaltyBitch_52·
Have you ever wanted to put a large area rug in your bedroom but it would be too much of a hassle to move the bed? Here is a clever solution to that.
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Master2u
Master2u@Master2udarnit·
@homesteadpilot You really don't understand who we are at war with and who and what they control
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Homestead Pilot
Homestead Pilot@homesteadpilot·
@Master2udarnit lol, my dude. We got EVERYONE elected we needed to in 2024. Look around. Conservative majority everywhere. Literally nothing is being blocked due to a lack of representation. They LIED to you. You get NOTHING.
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Homestead Pilot
Homestead Pilot@homesteadpilot·
Raaaah rahhh democrats blaaah blah RIGGED nobody’s seen anything like it.
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Homestead Pilot
Homestead Pilot@homesteadpilot·
If you haven’t figured it out by now, the global oil supply isn’t returning to normal anytime soon. The only thing keeping oil down has been Trump’s optimistic shitposts. So if you haven’t already, stock up on as much of Trump’s optimistic shitposts as you can before they’re gone. I have 1,000 gallons of his shitposts.
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Master2u
Master2u@Master2udarnit·
@Outterbassman @homesteadpilot When you control a choke point you control who gets what. Have you considered that we want to restrict the flow of oil going to china and Europe and we are just blaming Iran?
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