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MasterBismuth

@MasterBismuth

I'm dead inside but my body keeps moving. Critical of the State of Alabama; it's awful. Videographer, artist, and programmer. Unemployable cripple and monster.

Birmingham, AL Katılım Ağustos 2013
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MasterBismuth
MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
Truth that needs be spat.
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MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
@kitworldz I bet that man hasn't even played DMC2. His commitment to the bit is lackluster.
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MasterBismuth
MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
@CrayonMelon Ask him to send proof of SPEEN and if he cannot you will dispatch locusts to all of his grain fields.
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Crayon@CrayonMelon·
Vinny LEAVE ME ALONE
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incidental naturalist
incidental naturalist@IncNaturalist·
Brown anole from my lunch break. I don’t think he was happy about me being on his bench. Giving me my last warning
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MasterBismuth
MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
@vermont_morgan Just make absolutely sure you don't spill it on any butters or emulsified fats that you happen to have cooking on the stove top. That would be tragic because then your butter will taste like dust.
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morgan (vermont)
morgan (vermont)@vermont_morgan·
all this dust collected in the bottom of my weed grinder lol gotta throw it out I guess
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MasterBismuth
MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
Well, at least on Brave it would seem that the 7TV extension's April Fools joke didn't work. It just broke the chat panel entirely for me. Guess I'm disabling it for today.
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Miss Gender
Miss Gender@girldrawsghosts·
the Supreme Court ruled 8-1 that banning the torture of queer children with electroshock therapy and chemicals in the name of god violates the first amendment. this is a place of monsters.
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MasterBismuth
MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
The main thing that sticks out though--and I was posting about this on Bluesky--is how the theatrical cut (which is ostensibly Mel's cut) removes the scene where Porter beats the shit out of his wife. Mel Gibson then went on to beat his actual wife in real life. What an asshole!
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MasterBismuth
MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
Doing a comparative viewing of Payback (1999) and the Payback: Straight Up (2006), which is the director's original cut. I watched the theatrical cut many, many times. Never realized just how different the DC/original cut actually was. It's a stark contrast.
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Wakefield Peregrines
Wakefield Peregrines@WfldPeregrines·
Intruder alert at 15:11. Note the "ee-chup" call that indicates that there is an unwelcome visitor. That will be a peregrine or another predator in their airspace.
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MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
@eiritana I get way fewer unsolicited friend requests from skin scammers on Steam since Gaben started dog walking their mangy asses. Gotta say, I'm pleased to see the antagonism continue.
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MasterBismuth
MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
The "best" thing you can probably say about the TSA is that they helped some defense contracting corporation stocks go up a bit by providing the Rapescan machines and whatever the other one is called.
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MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
There are probably a few Federal functionaries left who are worthy of some sympathy for the plight that our failing government has put them into, but I strongly suspect that most of them were jettisoned by the DOGE operation. And even before that, none of them will be in the TSA.
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MasterBismuth
MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
What's with all the TSA dickriding, man? Why are we pretending that the TSA is a useful or good organization? It has always been a dogshit make-work project for remaindered fascist functionaries and it's an organization peopled with complete fucking assholes.
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MasterBismuth
MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
Hate when I just wake up with the thought of a movie or show I want to watch. It's a sure bet that by the time I get to my PC that entire thought has departed my mind without a trace.
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shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer)
this 97 year old green is still buge the old fashioned way💚🦠🟢💚🌳🥬🦠🌳🌿🥬💲🦎🍏🪲🦎🍏🦠🌳💚🌿🌱🪲🍏🌳🌳🌿🥬🦎🍏🪲🍏🌳🌳🟢🌿🥦🥦💲🦠🌵🟢🌳🍏🥦💲🌳🌳🌿🍏🌳🍏🦠☘️🪲🍏🥦🐛🌳🟢💲💲🌿💲✅🟢✅✅🌳✅
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MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
In particular I never realized they had those weird, tiny feet.
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chicken boy 🐓
chicken boy 🐓@badrechicken·
inhale, exhale
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MasterBismuth@MasterBismuth·
The jobs at nursing homes that _might_ pay well are mainly in administration. But the people mopping up shit trails and changing diapers? They're making shit-all. And the job is not without significant risks since it places you at the mercy of demented lunatics.
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