Lord David Speaks

Friendly reminder. Just because you've replied to me, doesn't mean I have to reply back to you. Especially if you swear.

Only the @Conservatives have a plan to fuel Britannia and get Britain working again.

@cdj_mollington Yes, he should stand again. Parliament id the poorer for his absence.

@MasterJamesofS1 A pity he is no longer an MP, so currrently is not qualified to apply.

Does anyone else think that Jacob Rees Mogg would be a wonderful Speaker of The House of Commons?

@PhilMyers53 Decent people don't vote Labour.

Some months back, I coined the phrase: Decent people don't vote Reform. And a number used it Well, it's time to tweak it to: 𝘿𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙍𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢 They now know better 𝘿𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙍𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢

@SpillTheMemes Nope. Why jump out of a perfectly good plane that's still moving?

Would you do this??

@Inthecountry74 Doesn't he mean body odour?

Aura 🤦‍♀️

The Islamic regime has confirmed the death-sentence of 18 year old Melika Azizi was carried earlier today. Melika was arrested in January 2026 during nation-wide protests and charged with "moharebeh" (waging war against god for allegedly burning Islamic regime symbols. In court, Melika told the judge: "You let so many young people bleed. How can I remain silent? I don't care just kill me" She was a brave young lady!

As Milliband seems to be running the Labour government, because Starmer was too weak to sack him when he had the chance, should we now refer to Starmer as Milliband's deputy leader?

The UN has decided that we should pay reparations to Africa. Very well. I demand reparations from the French. I've never got over the trauma of The Harrying of the North.

As Starmer is such an ill mannered oaf, refusing to address Kemi by her official title of leader of the Opposition and referring to her as she or her, I think that whenever he does this Kemi should reply back with 'It' As in "Could it explain why there is a coverup over McSweeney's phone?"

@MirandaJupp @Conservatives Congratulations

Delighted to share that I have received news this week that my application to join the list of approved @Conservatives candidates has been successful. Thank you to everyone who has encouraged and supported me to take this next step after many years of involvement! [1/2]

@DPJHodges Confusion cleared up

So, bets on PMQs this week? Kemi: When did you find out Morgan McSweeneys phone had been stolen and what did you do to recover and secure the critical data on it? Starmer: We’ve announced a new breakfast club in Barnsley.

She wins the internet today 🤣🤣🤣

Not Nigel "Gas 'em all!" Farage. Not the current occupant of No. 10 who supported and enabled the antisemite Corbyn. The Conservatives are and always will stand in 100% support of our Jewish communities.

The Conservative Party stands with Britain’s Jewish community against the rising tide of anti-semitism. Now and always.

@SuellaBraverman Attacking today’s Conservative Party for every mistake made in the past is a bit like attacking Reform for every mistake associated with UKIP. At some point, politics has to be about who is offering the better future, not endlessly relitigating the past.

@MarkVipond Didn't think anyone in the Labour party could have been worse than Jeremy Corblimey. Sadly, it appears I was mistaken.

@MasterJamesofS1 Corbynites were very much the same. Seems to be what happens to someone when reason goes out the window and cultism takes full hold.

The Left Foot Forward article was debunking Reform's figures, not confirming them. The Telegraph article was merely reporting Reform's claims - it was not the source. I'm sorry you seem to struggle with these things, but as we often say, you Reform types aren't generally the brightest starts in the firmament now, are you...?

This is incredible. This machine is capable of cleaning up 100 million kg of plastic ocean waste, and as of 2025, it has already collected about 500,000 kg of plastic. It aims to remove 90% of ocean plastic by 2040.