Paul

@RichieFirth Sounds like a painful euphemism.

Can you remember a parent erupting over something pathetically small? Basically the straw that broke the camel’s back? I’ve had a MASSIVE sense of humour failure over a golf ball that has been rammed down the washing line hole in the back garden…

@SkyUK this virtual assistant is useless.

@marissathomas28 Are you at the match or watching on telly?

Very nervous but trying to keep the faith 🙏🏾 #ARSMCI #COYG

@Kevenlaw @WestHam VAR wouldn’t have chalked off that bogus corner.

@WestHam Who's slagging off VAR now hey! That would definitely have been chalked off with VAR! FFS! Never a corner in a million years!!! 😡😱😡😱😡 #FACup #WestHam #VAR

Aston Villa equalise. ⚫️ 1-1 ⚒️ (71')

Nah, that Tetris question was a stitch up. Still the same shape. #limitlesswin

#GavinAndStacey Thoughts?

@bushontheradio 😂 Mate, this tweet is pure poetry. Particularly like 'deep throating burgers'. A+

The worst thing about working late is having to get the pisshead comet back home. A train jam packed with steaming mfs in suits deep throating burgers, all pepped up after turbo glugging 4 pints of head shrinking lager in Blackfriars whilst vaping.

Fozzie bear, Fozzie Bear, Fozzie Bear…I’ll lock in Animal. Moron. #thewheel

Should the goal have stood?? #WOLMCI

@SkyNews His passing seemed to be announced incredibly quickly. Were his family even informed before it was on social media?

The body of Liam Payne is transported to the morgue in Buenos Aires. The One Direction founding member died at a hotel in Argentina after falling from a third-floor balcony, according to officials. Read more: news.sky.com/story/liam-pay…

Jonathan Ross's knowledge is always next level #thewheel

@SarahChampion @bushontheradio You legend, thanks Champers. I’m back in the game.

@Masterfezza @bushontheradio It starts December 1st you’re fine! x

@SarahChampion @bushontheradio I consider you guys experts on these matters… I got Whamageddoned yesterday by a Spotify advert for Xmas playlists! 14th September 🤦🙃 - does this even count or am I still in?

@LaurenKirks Nice one Kirks, didn't know you'd had a baby. Hope everything is going well 👶

Start of August - End of August

@krystlew123 Amazing!!!!!!! This is now better than Christmas Eve 😘

@Masterfezza Tomorrow you’ll be set free lol

Yassss Omar!!! STAND ON BUSINESS TOO!!! 👏🏾👏🏾 #LoveIsland

@krystlew123 This CANNOT still be on?

Why has SEAN ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!!! #LoveIsland

Is anyone actually following this story? #thejetty

@Krystenritter Love Island: Unseen Bits is on ITV2 now. So good.

@OliReading Roundup kicks its arse 😂

@Masterfezza I just used harsh language on mine 😀

Japanese Knotweed is massively over exaggerated. They're talking like it's a terminal disease 🤣#thejetty