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@Masterfezza

Just here to read & talk nonsense.

U.K. Katılım Mayıs 2015
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@SteveBackshall Hi Steve, I recently noticed that mole had been leaving mounds in my Cornish garden. I set up a camera hoping to get a shot of it but I actually found this today! Can you tell me, is this a weasel or maybe a stoat??? Hard to tell as I can’t see its tail.
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@RichieFirth Sounds like a painful euphemism.
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RICHIE FIRTH@RichieFirth·
Can you remember a parent erupting over something pathetically small? Basically the straw that broke the camel’s back? I’ve had a MASSIVE sense of humour failure over a golf ball that has been rammed down the washing line hole in the back garden…
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@SkyUK this virtual assistant is useless.
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Marissa@thomastalks16·
Very nervous but trying to keep the faith 🙏🏾 #ARSMCI #COYG
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@Kevenlaw @WestHam VAR wouldn’t have chalked off that bogus corner.
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Keven law@Kevenlaw·
@WestHam Who's slagging off VAR now hey! That would definitely have been chalked off with VAR! FFS! Never a corner in a million years!!! 😡😱😡😱😡 #FACup #WestHam #VAR
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West Ham United@WestHam·
Aston Villa equalise. ⚫️ 1-1 ⚒️ (71')
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Nah, that Tetris question was a stitch up. Still the same shape. #limitlesswin
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@bushontheradio 😂 Mate, this tweet is pure poetry. Particularly like 'deep throating burgers'. A+
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Andy Bush@bushontheradio·
The worst thing about working late is having to get the pisshead comet back home. A train jam packed with steaming mfs in suits deep throating burgers, all pepped up after turbo glugging 4 pints of head shrinking lager in Blackfriars whilst vaping.
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Fozzie bear, Fozzie Bear, Fozzie Bear…I’ll lock in Animal. Moron. #thewheel
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Should the goal have stood?? #WOLMCI
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@SkyNews His passing seemed to be announced incredibly quickly. Were his family even informed before it was on social media?
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Sky News@SkyNews·
The body of Liam Payne is transported to the morgue in Buenos Aires. The One Direction founding member died at a hotel in Argentina after falling from a third-floor balcony, according to officials. Read more: news.sky.com/story/liam-pay…
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Jonathan Ross's knowledge is always next level #thewheel
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@SarahChampion @bushontheradio I consider you guys experts on these matters… I got Whamageddoned yesterday by a Spotify advert for Xmas playlists! 14th September 🤦🙃 - does this even count or am I still in?
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@LaurenKirks Nice one Kirks, didn't know you'd had a baby. Hope everything is going well 👶
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Lauren Kirkham@LaurenKirks·
Start of August - End of August
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@krystlew123 Amazing!!!!!!! This is now better than Christmas Eve 😘
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kryssy 💜@krystlew123·
Yassss Omar!!! STAND ON BUSINESS TOO!!! 👏🏾👏🏾 #LoveIsland
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Is anyone actually following this story? #thejetty
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@Krystenritter Love Island: Unseen Bits is on ITV2 now. So good.
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