Master of Wind

GAS LOUNGE (July) I decided to make monthly gas lounges rather than weekly, so this'll be my new pinned post ^~^ We've got lots of blankets and comfortable thingsss- so take a load off and relax! This is a safe space to fart and burp 🥺 lots of headpats! Will be a new hangout!

@TootsSouth It's... July 31st! **crickets** Okay it's fart friday

@StinkyNick123 Thanks lovely :)

@MasterofWind77 Hey man enjoy your break!

Master of Wind is going on a break! Just thought I'd give everyone a heads up. I've been spending 3-4 hours on X/Twitter for the past 4 months or so and it's totally unsustainable. Will be gone from Saturday til Monday. Might pop in here and there but will largely be absent :)

@liru_oblivion Thank you! And I will hehe gotta have some stuff to put up here when I get back~ 🤭

@MasterofWind77 enjoy your break! and dont forget to fart a lot to rest even more!

@WorshipGirlFart Thanks brother!

@MasterofWind77 Enjoy your break! 👍

@VVividescence Omg, like... let it out?! 🫣😵‍💫 sis those were sooooo bassyyy

@WorshipGirlFart That or sleeping less than 6 hours for like 7 months straight, I'm just now fixing that 🤣 mm, maybe I DO just have gas on the brain-

@MasterofWind77 Must be all the gas getting to ya 😂😉

GAS LOUNGE (July) I decided to make monthly gas lounges rather than weekly, so this'll be my new pinned post ^~^ We've got lots of blankets and comfortable thingsss- so take a load off and relax! This is a safe space to fart and burp 🥺 lots of headpats! Will be a new hangout!

@WorshipGirlFart Good one 😵‍💫 And you're right, it is! I totally forgot >.<

Some of these accounts I've seen that follow me that I then have to block are truly unbelievable. Enjoy being a kid/teen. There are people out there who will HURT YOU. Stay safe, and get the hell off of Twitter/X. Thank you. My god. This is like the 3rd one I've caught -___-

Alrighty, didn't think I'd have to reiterate this, but here I am. YOUNGLINGS. Those who yearn for the mines. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS PAGE. Don't like, comment, or follow. I will find you, and I will block you, and likely report you for trying to engage in adult spaces.

@Toyotomaru Good morning 😇

GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE WHO LOVES ICE CREAM

@lucky_syrup Must be- 😌

@MasterofWind77 this must be why they call you.. master of wind

Farting while writing fart stories

> step out of shower > EUUUUUUUTTTTTT > burp clears steam out of room > O_o

@StinkyNick123 @WorshipGirlFart StinkyNick tonight:

@MasterofWind77 @WorshipGirlFart Felt that. Really wanted some tonight after a long day, but didn’t have any so settled on cosmic brownies 🥴

I ate wayyyy too much

@StinkyNick123 @WorshipGirlFart They're sooooo good 😵‍💫 I eat wayyyy too many of them but I can't stop

@MasterofWind77 @WorshipGirlFart Oooo Chips Ahoy? I love those.

@WorshipGirlFart Chewy

@MasterofWind77 Original or chewy?

@WorshipGirlFart ... chips ahoy... 🫣

@MasterofWind77 What was it tonight 😂

@WorshipGirlFart H E Y- 😂 ... it's only a few days a week 🥺

@MasterofWind77 Must be a day that end in y 😂