MastraLego

@cityofcalgary Can residents fine the city for not removing snow / ice from the roads in 24.... DAYS?! Your response to winter road maintenance sounds like a little league baseball coach... "Just rub some dirt on it."

Residents & business owners are reminded that snow/ice must be removed from their property’s adjacent sidewalk 24hrs after snow has stopped falling or fines up to $750 could be incurred. More info on reporting snow & ice concerns: calgary.ca/snowfines

@LegionHoops @silkgee66

@barstoolsports @thisleague @silkgee66 @CatG66 🤣

“LeBron James drives to the rim” @thisleague

He's goona be 36 years old in a couple months... It's ok to hop on the bandwagon now @MastraLego !!!!

Retweet if you think public health decisions should be based on science, NOT politics.

Listen to Bill Nye.

Seeing the UPS truck stop in front of your house to drop a package off at your neighbors is the new "watching your crush hit on your buddy at the bar"

@silkgee66 👀🤦

That’s an incredible break for the leafs playoff chances. Down 4-1 almost 40 shots against. Then they bring their own guy in as Canes backup. Guy can’t stop a 🏖 ball. Will win this by default

@silkgee66 @SNstats @BWildeGlobal @GMolsonCHC I thought you had stopped watching? 👀

@SNstats @BWildeGlobal Good work @GMolsonCHC

Longest losing streaks in #Habs history Feb 13-Mar 13, 1926 12 Dec 16, 1939 – Jan 6, 1940 9 Nov 16, 2019 – Present 8

@BlueJays @doinitBIGgio23 And no one was there to see it 😂

🚨 A B.I.G. NIGHT 🚨 @doinitBIGgio23 completes the THIRD cycle in #BlueJays history!

@silkgee66 @btowe85 @CatG66 I'm pretty sure Jordan averaged 37ppg the year before Pippen showed up ;). And it's different when players recruit vs GM's (it's kinda their jobs). 👀

@MastraLego @btowe85 @CatG66 Brons track record of having the best stat line in history and taking weak teams further than anyone in history ? How was michaels track record before Scotty Pip showed up. Also the Celtics started the “super team” movement lol. It’s the modern nba. Bulls were a super team too

💯💯 pure facts @MastraLego @btowe85 @CatG66

@silkgee66 @btowe85 @CatG66 Makes* #firsttimetwitteruser lol

@silkgee66 @btowe85 @CatG66 It's LeBron's track record that makes him weak, being the first player to form a super team. He set the mould that other players are forced to play to compete. Ruins the game but names free agency 🔥

@criscarter80 @silkgee66 👀

Kawhi update: I’ve just been informed Kawhi has not made a decision. To think the Lakers are ahead of the Clippers or the Raptors would be wrong #KawhiUpdate

@silkgee66 @CatG66 A teenager.

Who did he hit that first jumper over ? 🤔 @MastraLego @CatG66

@silkgee66 @NOTSportsCenter MJ would've never lost a final if he tried as hard as Bron does chasing rings.... Oh wait...

@NOTSportsCenter @MastraLego works for me 👍

The 2019-20 Los Angeles Lakers Starters -LeBron James -Anthony Davis -Kyle Kuzma -(Max player) -Random JaVale McGee Type Bench -Rookie -Ring chasing vet (David West?) -Rich Paul -Bronny -Zaire Wade -Bugs Bunny Coach: LeBron James Assistant: Jason Kidd Fired soon: Frank Vogel

@realDonaldTrump Legit might be your only good tweet. Ever. #ghostwriter

BORING!

Great move today @JohnTory 😏 #RaptorsParade #Raptors #WeTheNorth

@JohnTory When's the ceremony to give @kawhileonard the key to the @cityoftoronto #WeTheNorth #KawhiYouShouldStay

@silkgee66 @HayesTSN Means the Habs are shit

@HayesTSN What does this mean for the leafs doe ??

Klay played, Looney played, Steph, Draymond, Iggy and Boogie played. At Oracle. WHAT’S THE EXCUSE TONIGHT???

@DanBilzerian Don't forget about the T-fund 🤣

I sell weed for a living