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Matteus Kesät

@Matchewww

Often confused with Heston Blumenthal. Somewhat Fennoscandian. I make a good Ruisleipä. Love Brentford FC, doodling and I eat too many crisps.

London, UK Katılım Ağustos 2009
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James Garner looks promising, a real Maverick. A solid Rockford in midfield.
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I see Pep has reached the “middle aged dad on the school run” stage of managerial touchline fashion.
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So it turns out that I’d rather, anyone other than Dango Outtara, scoring wherever they go.
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Matteus Kesät@Matchewww·
@hall_mj Mad game. Great one for cardiologists with private practices in West London.
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@BurnleyOfficial Shameful ‘performance’. I don’t know how Parker is still in a job.
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She’s presumably outside Mandleson’s house reporting that he’s been taken away by “Coppers with shackles alive, alive oh.”
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UK Prime Ministers are all surprisingly easy to nutmeg.
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Jason 🦅@WhyteleafeEagle·
It’s only 5 Nottingham Forest managers until Christmas
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Fair play to the creative who brought the pre kickoff video package at the G-Tech. Aren’t many brave enough to mix Vivaldi and Dizzee Rascal.
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Imagine being a Brentford fan waking up from a 2 year long coma today. 7th in the table and seeing Thomas Frank sacked by Spurs.
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Nice to see Mordor hosting its first major sporting event.
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Not the normal way to do a community note X but appreciate it anyway. 🤣
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Just been reading the reports of Harry Brook being hit by a bouncer. Presumably he was trying to play a ramp shot, switch hit, or some other inappropriate maverick nonsense.
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Everybody in the house do the…
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Tell you what, it’s getting worse. Brendon McCullum must be stopped at all costs.
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To be fair to Trump, Claudia Sheinbaum and Mark Carney don’t have his Rumbelows cup draw experience.
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