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@PaulTallAppleby @just_meivy hahahha same!

@just_meivy I did when I was like 15 could literally just touch the tip with my tounge

do men actually do this?

@Nwigwe_praise this is fvccked up

A story about a man who refused to let go Title🎬 : The mule

@twinktofit dm

@MateoDiscreet Hello whahaha

any bagets for hire sa pampanga? #alterpampanga

@aehyeannn bro send mo saken

@kirksuzukiii HP Printer tech support kaba? lagi akong top agent dyan eh hahaha

Updating my resume because I’m overthinking.

@bardyshares @MindfulL205 try to eat fish flesh and pig's poop together, yep that's how the taste like 🤷

@MindfulL205 But how does the fish taste?

The eco pond that makes pigs healthier and fish fatter

@LoverOfBooks123 @MindfulL205 it goes to the fish's stomach, then into your stomach 🤷

@MindfulL205 Where does the pig poop go?

@TVPatrol basta tricycle driver walang kwenta yan sa lipunan mga salot pa, mga animal na skwater

Arestado ang isang tricycle driver matapos hambalusin ng kahoy sa ulo ang isang pusa sa Bgy. Holy Spirit, Quezon City.

@big_yemm I mean its 2026, the whole calculator is useless

Can we admit that these buttons are useless on calculators ?

@Rainmaker1973 he embarrassed himself, everyone can go down stairs and nobody seems to be struggling, its similar to the saying: if its not broken dont fix it

When they grow up they will understand what they failed to appreciate.

@warmachine01102 sus di yan Straight bakla twlaga yan!

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@Krerivano malapit ncc, ikaw ba

normal paba na twice minsan thrice a day ako magjabol? HAHAHAHA #altercapas #altertarlac

@GPX_Press these indian men and women are disgusting

LF for hire bagets sa capas, dm #altercapas #altertarlac

@TommiPedruzzi send

Forget TikTok. Forget YouTube. Forget Instagram. Amazon can pay you $3,000/month to start AI publishing. It’s boring... but if you start today, you could make $3,000 by the end of March. I’ll send you a free course showing exactly how to do it. Just like this post and comment “Send.” (Make sure you follow.)

@FAFO_TV i thought this was kind of final Destin moment

@HindArmy_1 @tragicbirdapp go tell em pajeet baktul

Rage baiting is a new kind of begging, isn't it? Anyway, where do these people get such videos that 99% of Indians aren't even aware of? And the stories these people make...🤣🤣🤣 After some struggle and a reverse image search, I found that he is a regional reality show winner, a show that 99% of India doesn't even know exists. 🤣🤣🤣 Get a life and make better stories!

'Indian Bieber' has been voted the most handsome man in India