Mateo

Era muuuuuuy sencillo que quieren que les diga 🤦‍♂️

Defiendo a muerte al padre

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Si el sexo es tan bueno pq no se llama marihuana

El cliente dice que olvidó su contraseña.

La entrada del cielo se debe ver algo asi 🥰

WHAT A JOURNEY 🥹🇦🇷

🚨🎙Jack Grealish ; When I first met Messi, I told him, "Leo, you're the best footballer I've ever seen." He smiled, looked at me, and shook my hand. Then, at halftime, I told him, "Leo, please play for City. Guardiola is always yelling at us. He always says, 'Leo didn't need me to talk to him. If you come to City, he won't talk to me again.'" He smiled brightly and left. Rodri was watching us and came over to me and said, "What did you say to Messi?" So I told him what I said. He laughed and said, "Do you speak Spanish?" I said, "No." He said, "Messi doesn't understand English, you stu**!" and laughed hysterically. Hahaha. So I knew that Messi had also been dribbled past me in conversation. He's dribbled about everything. Hahaha

La foto que me envía un amigo que está pasando unos días en Nápoles. Qué probabilidad había de que se lo encontrase. Completamente histórico.

J'aurai tellement essayé de monter la pente pendant un long appel au téléphone

Nunca nadie en la vida dijo depto mata casa

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Se nota que este man ama su trabajo

The kind of neighborhood where you accidentally romanticize your entire life.