Maternal-Reads

She's starting to connect the dots and the emerging pattern is a slight bit disconcerting.

Samus is no stranger to creatures attaching themselves to her and sucking her energy out, but it doesn't usually happen like this.

Only a few weeks until she risks rug burn on her bellybutton.

Is she really underreacting or just totally oblivious?

I think if she tried to squeeze into that seat it would qualify as vandalism.

Sometimes you get the monsters, sometimes the monsters get you?

Maybe just buy a huge wheelbarrow at this point.

What's she doing in the living room in her underwear, you ask? Well how would she move to the bedroom to get dressed?

But think of all the, uh... Goth maternity dresses you get to wear?

Lady, how did you expect to fit on the train anyway?

I think Link did notice, but he's not the type to say anything.

She'd wear her finest dress for the occasion if it wasn't for... You know.

You thought Santa had a big gut?

I could've sworn she was only having twins before dinner...

Juno no longer has a double jump.

...Just how long was that break?

"Could you send me a 10 foot long selfie stick?" Learning To Walk (Again) Parts 1-3

*Slaps top of belly* This baby can fit so many babies in it

After taking a look behind her she would later go home and tell herself that "size doesn't matter."

Remembering the lyrics to her songs is within her control, keeping her kids from shifting around is not.