Matt Ayres

So, do we get excited yet? #mufc

No one will want the job, no one in their right mind would be convinced into taking it and no one is good enough to save this club

The sooner United fans realise we are not a top team anymore the better. Realising that a point against Villa away from home is a result. In a rut but by no means fucked.

Rashford is in form, this is exactly what United needed to happen

Sum up how you're feeling ahead of today's game with an image/GIF... 👇 #mufc

@HYPEX @ShiinaBR @IRT_SStieban where we dropping

SHAQ IS COMING TO FORTNITE ON OCTOBER 5 — 2 SKINS 🔥 [VIA @ShiinaBR]

Lucky girl, he’s a keeper.

Time to cancel the now tv subscription… 3 MINUTES?! Behind in 3 MINUTES at home?! #MUFC

@Javsrn14 @IRT_SStieban Disgusting behaviour stieban

@IRT_SStieban @MattAyr Mf you were playing pro clubs on EAFC24

#FC25 is the second consecutive year I’ve not bought the most recent EA Sports football title. It is possible to beat addiction.

A Niko video making me tear up was not on my 2024 bingo card…

What’s cooler than being cool?

Does anyone want to pay me money to lose weight? I think it’s the only way I’d ever actually do it

I’m so done with football already…

Oh no, we are now the farmers league…

I bet Pep got Oasis tickets - jammy bugger

I think this is about as hard as it could have got from that draw no? #MUFC

RIP Sven

Liam to Noel last night…

If Sancho moved to Chelsea with a player going the other way, who would #MUFC fans want it to be?