Matt Cam(p)🛎

Photographic evidence of my peak

@emxlymargaret Thanks, Emily! ❤️😊

I was gonna do a Dany themed grad cap but idk now lol. Doesn’t seem appropriate. Thanks for ruining my hero with THE sloppiest writing we’ve seen in a while #GOT8x05

Honestly not hating either, I wish I looked that good and had the dedication. But like we wanna see the real you too

A concept: someone who is into fitness and proud of their physique but only personality trait isn’t “being a fitness influencer on insta”

A Brief Inquiry Into (Gay) Online Relationships

I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. Unless human urine has evolved recently to include an incendiary chemical that would accelerate the burn process

Religion is a disease

@kolbywutevr Ugh love beej

@kolbywutevr More Beej plz

If we could learn to harness the power of clout we’d solve the world’s energy problems

so.. i hit the woah

My friend tipped a drag queen a lemon during her performance and she squeezed over him and that’s metaphorical or something I guess

Hey girl! I know this may sound crazy but how‘d u like to become a member of a company where u get to work from home, make YOUR OWN hours & make a 6 figure income, all while humiliating your loved ones & annoying the living shit out of every person who follows u on social media?

@black_attack7 This is a good point that I have not considered

@MattC_13 That’s not true matt!!!! Results are solely based on your social media clout.

Contrary to popular belief, you can work out without documenting it on social media. Not only will you get the same health benefits, but you also won’t look like a total fuck. It’s a win-win

@lyle_vanfossan I’ll allow that

You know you’re doing something wrong when you pull a textbook off your shelf that you forgot you purchased

I wanna raise a baby raccoon and teach it what ohana means

@kolbywutevr True but I feel like making a finsta is more angsty

Like if you would follow my finsta if I were to create one