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@DoorDash All I want for Christmas is to be able to Door Dash zynachinos

22 years ago today, Creed gave us a generational halftime show

Of all the things in this world I want, nothing tops having my name on a restaurants menu for a delicious item because I’m a loyal customer

Don't ever become negative. Leave that up to the people that don't have your best interests at heart. You should attempt to be the best u Everyday & Everyway. You are a original & God hadn't created anything like u so stop imitating & emulating others. You are 1of 1. #CoachPrime

One yard line 4th and goal. Who you got?

@ All pepperoni manufacturers… I’ve entered that game. Remember this name when you lose market share.

Respect Women

Denny Kellington a REAL LIFE HERO. He performed CPR on Damar Hamlin on the field and was crucial in saving his life.

@cantdeletechad It has better backing then the federal reserve 🤷

@MattChorvath We need to just move towards using the mcchicken as a primary source of currency

So if we fix inflation is the mcChicken going to go back to 1$?

Ancient people knew the earth was round. And about 2,240 years ago a man called Eratosthenes calculated its circumference within 1% of the correct figure... with a stick.

I just want to make a few things clear: The Holocaust happened. Hitler was a demonic figure. And instead of giving it a platform, our political leaders should be calling out and rejecting antisemitism wherever it hides. Silence is complicity.

@cantdeletechad How do we get that on the ice

My mom got a limo and is driving it like a normal car. No cap.

Screw gas prices I just want the snack wrap back

Slovaks are the Italians of Eastern Europe

@MacMallyMMA @EdwardjMMA Historically that’s a great event but best KO I’d have to say is Anderson vs Belfort because a front kick can’t lose to steroids…

@EdwardjMMA Depends on the criteria to define best but Conor Aldo probably.

What’s the best KO you’ve seen live?

Growing up means drinking an 11% IPA in less time than you’d drink 3 Busch lights

Send your man $50 for his parlay today.

@cantdeletechad Thank you Chad (the creator of this content) I will make sure to base my personality off of this

Idk who needs to hear this but stop basing your personality off content creators

So many people will say golf isn’t a sport until you suggest playing without a cart