Matt the Human

@WildSentences IPHOWNED ass tweet

Drakes really coming back with this huh?

We used to watch Xiaolin Showdown and run outside and beat the brakes off each other

So if there’s a Weenie Hut Jr…. That means Weenie Hut…. My man! 😂🤝

some of you associate femininity with being submissive, and that’s exactly why you’re all going to hell

id lowkey be a nudist if ppl didnt take it as inherently sexual all the time

a vida quando uma mulher te diz algo safado

i’m just a “yes ma’am” kinda fella

I’m banned from r/smallbooblove because I thought it was a place for guys that enjoyed perky sets, but it was more of a support group for girls that dealt with the stigma of having small boobs

god its so funny

@Arbys @1keezybaby 6 obviously dude

@1keezybaby Is this even a real question?

In your opinion who has the best fries ?

may all people who are cruel to cats rot in the deepest pits of hell

@soberkravitz When it’s Adventure Time!

ter uma mulher nua deitada em cima de vc é uma das melhores sensações que existem

@LSMark_ Yes yes yes

Any mutual a big Adventure Time fan? I wanna have someone talk a bit about a certain moment from it and how fans reacted at the time, I’ve only ever seen the first two seasons

@JGQuintel What do I gotta do Mr. Quintel? PLEASE

Posters!

@prattprattpratt 🖕 loser

❤️🍄

@hfrpodcast Fuck Pharrell and his birthday

Pharrell Williams turns 53 today 🎈

@LauraLizRobnson I’m already following you, you don’t gotta sell it to me

I interned on Adventure Time season 1, prior to the premiere. I still remember the storyboards for Trouble in Lumpy Space. There was a studio wide 🥂, and some of us stayed behind to watch Slumber Party Panic on CN. It was an amazing opportunity, grateful for my time in Ooo.