Matthew Egan

@DocAlienista No...... it was Will Geer aka Grandpa Walton

William Greer, agente del Servicio Secreto al volante de la limusina, se da la vuelta y dispara en la cabeza de Kennedy.

@swanabi …….parklife

The bloke in front of me on the train is creating one hell of a to do list. Here's hoping he doesn't start ticking anything off mid journey 😂😭😬

@eoinyk No people were hurt in the eating of this tart. Looks lovely.

@MattEgan8 There are no people in this

People watching in the sun in Cashel with tea, apple tart and ice cream. The longest winter is over

@Se_Railway Is it Wisley Turret?

⚡️ Been a while since we've had a #ThrowbackThursday 👀 The year is 1978; the Bee Gees, Blondie & Boney M have bangers in the chart and we're literally on the cusp of welcoming Cassette Walkmans - but, who can identify this mystery location? 🤔

@olibellracing @RacingPost Couch jockey perhaps?

Hello @RacingPost - I love this, truly. But Jack (or any other jockey for that matter) definitely doesn’t need my help or advice on how to ride a horse race. If he wants help with presenting or poker I may be useful but that’s about all I can offer sadly….. 🤣🤣🤣

@MCYeeehaaa Perhaps trauma of falling has turned into fear of jumping which makes him put down.

The more you watch it - the more you just think why? The first pic here is insane. 🖤🤍

@eoinyk A guy I knew for years greeted me with ‘hiya buddy’. I felt like kicking him in the bollix. Instead I settled for “you know my name, it’s not buddy, Buddy died in s plane crash”.

@MattEgan8 Look, "friend"....

I'm banning the words: "Signature" "Iconic" "Bespoke" "Unique" "Contemporary"

@eoinyk And anything directed at me followed by the word. ‘lad’. I’m an auld buck, not a lad.

@MattEgan8 "Basically"

@ratemyplatenow It’s egs not eggs!

Eggs, Sosig, Chips & Beans

@ratemyplatenow If you don’t change the litter tray regularly, it’s inevitable that the cat will have an accident.

Treat myself to a kebab y not

@eoinyk These people used to talk to themselves on the bus. Now they talk to each other online!

One of the stranger replies. They live among us #Aras25

@ratemyplatenow Grandad has not taken it well.

Grans Funeral Party Buffet

@eoinyk I think your son has stolen my son’s phone!

Yes "son", I will save your number

@itvracing Like the shirt Jason. Where did you get it?

What's it like to ride at Windsor? Jason Weaver explains all 🗣 #ITVRacing

@RacingPost Frankel

Sum up Frankel in one word 👇

@eoinyk You found the auld 1970’s Miwadi bottle at the back of the cupboard.

Enjoy the heat 🔥 It's 136 days to Christmas

@eoinyk In a generation RFK moved from meaning a liberal icon to being a crank conspiracy theorist. His father would not be impressed.

Dark Ages stuff

@halleberry sorry I haven't called back

walking into Leo Season like… 💋