Matt Ellis

The Onion winning the Alex Jones bankruptcy auction to acquire Info Wars was just the news I needed today.

Happy Veterans Day to all who have served. This is the first Veterans Day where I have not been able to call my Dad and tell him the same. 🇺🇸😔

Today is a dark day. But the ideals of this country will persevere. And the sun will rise another day.

@StumptownFooty Czech Dark Lager. Pilsner when we are winning. Dark when losing.

HALFTIME: Timbers 0, Sounders 1. Out of words to describe Portland's poor set piece defending at this point. Tell me what you're drinking instead. #RCTID

1/ The right to vote is a fundamental right of being a US Citizen. And now more than ever, people showing up and exercising that right will determine the future of our country from public safety to our communities’ collective needs.

Happy Independence Day! Now let's preserve democracy in 2024. 🇺🇲