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@OleTimeHardball Kenley Jansen 😉

Rickey Henderson is on 1B and he’s looking to run. You can have any Catcher of any era try and gun him down. Who gets the nod?

@RepNancyMace Funny that it didn’t take the Epstein files for most of us to already know that.

So far, the Epstein files have exposed one thing clearly: in this country, the rich and powerful play by a completely different set of rules.

@SenFettermanPA They won’t condemn their voter base.

Here in Philadelphia. Truly appalling. These assholes chanting for the death of our servicemembers. Where’s the Dem outrage and condemnation?

@johnkonrad I’ve been up front and clear with my daughter on the amount I can contribute. Any decision she makes that goes above that amount is her responsibility. Maybe that’s harsh, but she’s at the age where she needs to make big girl decisions and be responsible for them.

My liberal 4.0 daughter just got into her dream school. 7% acceptance rate. Absolutely unreal. Insanely proud of her. Now do I rob a bank, push a cheaper school, put her in student loan debt, or dust off the old captain’s hardhat and head back to sea? Decisions. Decisions.

@JBPritzker Tyranny? 🤣 Dude, you watched too much Game of Thrones or something.

People ask why I push back so hard on Donald Trump. It's simple: Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

@ThoughtCrimes80 Used my gun bag to travel once. A lone 9mm round was lodged in the framing of the telescoping handle (I was unaware), it showed up on X-ray. Almost missed my flight answering questions about my intentions with this lone bullet. Get felt up every time I fly now. It only takes 1 😉

I feel overstimulated listening to this, but her mom just got arrested in the Bahamas for having 4 bullets “rat shots” in her bag. Lol. Now she’s stranded with kids. How do you forget to take literal bullets out of your carry-on. 😂😝

@g0dfr0y @BandPMagazine

@BandPMagazine Why is ice in airports… Illegal immigrants aren’t flying?

I was in the airport today for a layover, and I saw three ICE agents casually strolling through the main walkway....like they owned the place. I could tell with one glance, they weren't there for "illegal immigrants"... They were asserting their presence, getting passengers used to seeing them at the airport. Getting passengers used to the Police State, so they could gradually ease people into it. It was eerie, and it's something I won't forget. Soon they'll be at sporting events, shopping malls, movie theaters and other public arenas.... And soon, they will be apprehending Patriots who are critical of Israel, "domestic terrorists".... ICE was NEVER for illegal immigrants. It was for US.

@g0dfr0y While we are telling stories…Santa is real and so is the Easter Bunny 😏

@Mr_Husky1 Trust your gut.

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@indexnforgetit @harrison_torrey lol

@harrison_torrey What kind of prep work are you doing to already-painted drywall? Don't overthink it

My hillbilly hot take is paying someone $11,000 to paint your house is possibly the biggest waste of money Unless you're making over $572,000/yr it would make more sense to take a week off work and do it yourself Painting is not hard and takes almost zero skill

@indexnforgetit Can anyone slap up some paint…yes. Saying it takes no skill is false. If you have no experience you’ll either need much more than a week or you’ll need to accept the poor quality and mess you created. Good luck! 🤝

@PTSportsFix True

True or False: You played varsity for at least two years in high school.

@adgirlMM Or…or don’t leave the border wide open for 4 years requiring said ICE agents. Problem avoided.

Hey Congressional Republicans, Here's an idea. Take the $75 billion, or roughly $18.7 billion per year that you schmucks allocated to ICE and redirect those funds to TSA. Here's another idea. Sell those stupid warehouse prison camps you funded, and pay TSA. Problem solved.

Our parents didn’t work harder for what they had. They just didn’t have a system that was working against them.

@ThePatriotOasis I would guarantee every person on this panel has a passport. You know what you can’t get without a birth certificate…yes, a passport. They lie to your face every chance they get.

🔥🚨 BREAKING: Apparently, Chuck Schumer and nobody at MSNOW/MSNBC is smart enough to find or replace a birth certificate! Q: "Let me ask you a question. *points* Can you find your birth certificate?" JOE: "NO!" Q: *Points at Schumer* "Can you find your Birth certificate?" SCHUMER: "NO"

@NFTTTODAYJUNIOR @MaxNordau

@MaxNordau Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens killed Charlie Kirk

I don't think Israel killed Charlie Kirk

@Xcryptic589 It’s crazy. I’m up over $30 per tank on a fill up and getting the worst gas mileage ever. 🤬

@MattFamCrypto Bruh I was just saying the same thing. So I put a 94 octane in and it was normal but lower 87 and I'm buring through that like whiskey.

Something ain’t right with the gas right now and I’m not talking about the price. Nothing has changed in my driving habits but I’m burning through a tank two to three days quicker than normal. WTF 🤬

@Simon_Ingari It’s not a one size fits all standard. It’s dependent on the frequency of your salary adjustment. 2-4% ANNUALLY if your duties have not changed is not bad.

2-4% Salary increase is NOT a raise.

@patrickbetdavid That even if you think he’s sleeping you can’t change the channel on the TV because he’s still listening to it.

What is the biggest lesson you learned from your father growing up? Share 👇🏽