Matt Hicks

Great victory of @chelseafc today. Come on Chelsea, cloozup.com/p/84038

@rickygervais stick it up your arse you rich talented bastard

Don't miss this tour folks will be amazing we haven't toured as the original members for 3 years!!

Happy birthday Roman , turns 47 today #cfc

@eltonjohndotcom think @RealMattLucas would make a better Elton

@thekeithchegwin you sure he wasn't just putting the phone down ?

@NME oh well we can live in hope

@hwinkler4real loved this as a kid

Why is it that beds used in porno never make a noise but I so much as have a wank in mine and even the neighbours are knocking on the wall?

@GlastoFest Can't wait to be back there

“@JackWilshere: But for the record....I don't smoke!” this record??

@JamesBrew88 congrates on the news wish you and amy all the best for the future

@NataIiaxxx good girl

@LauraAikman fish finger sandwich with ketchup food of gods

@Sheridansmith1 looking in the wrong places how bout an electrician from London ?

@itvfootball should be the only reason to sacrifice your fitness more likely to take a bad knock in the league but your just thinking money

@SkySportsNews probably having a nose up......oh right sorry thought you was talking about @rioferdy5

@JamesBrew88 g'day you flaming yarhoo

@RealBobMortimer like Mork from Mork & Mindy "nanoo nanoo"

@Eamon_geraghty @GlastoWatch thats not fair I only make that noise to scare the bears away only trying to protect you lot