Matthew Ip Shaw

"Relaxation is necessary to use your energies freely" ---Jacqueline Brookes--- *Acting Technique* Circle In The Square

“The object of golf, is just to play less golf.” - Emily Shaw

Zip, Zap, Zop.

Love is cruel; you could fall for a goat.

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Where is fancy bred? In the heart, or in the head?

When does it stop being partly cloudy, and start being partly sunny?

Would Lightning McQueen get Car Insurance, or Life Insurance?

@realDonaldTrump LOL

Just saw the vote tabulations. There is NO WAY Biden got 80,000,000 votes!!! This was a 100% RIGGED ELECTION.

In celebration of World Hello Day (yes, it’s really a thing), We’ve decided to share some exciting new developments, including our very own Patreon Page, complete with exclusive Myth Illogical Merch! patreon.com/bePatron?u=407…

@marklevinshow But what did Trump do with the vaccine...?

1. Phony Joe Biden. Joe Biden is truly an ambulance chaser.  He had nothing to do with the vaccine that is about to be made available to the public, he had nothing to do with the manufacturing process that is already underway,

"This process of election affords a moral certainty that the office of President will seldom fail to the lot of any man who is not in an eminent degree endowed with the requisite qualifications." -Alexander Hamilton Congratulations to all the first-time voters out there!

Today, the Trump Administration officially left the Paris Climate Agreement. And in exactly 77 days, a Biden Administration will rejoin it.

@realDonaldTrump depends who you ask

Wow! It looks like Michigan has now found the ballots necessary to keep a wonderful young man, John James, out of the U.S. Senate. What a terrible thing is happening!

Since the dawn of man, humans have created religions to solve their problems and answer life’s unanswerable questions; Where do we go when we die? What is the sound of one hand clapping? But have Humans ever considered the Gods are still trying to figure out their own shit?

Satirical Without Cruelty an essay by Nicole Dunseith Check out the full article on our temporary website. It's some really clever shit. mythillogical.wixsite.com/home

Welcome to Myth Illogical! Our show follows four misfit lesser deities; C.J. , Sheena, Kuna, and Lil G. In an outdated system that favors the privileged ruling class, will they settle for mediocrity or strive to become one of the Greats?

@mythillogical_ Check it out! A new animated show that takes on "The Big Guy". Man, I can't wait to watch this.

"I wish the stage were as narrow as the wire of a tightrope dancer, so that no incompetent would dare step on it." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Make a mosaic...don't polish. Don't finish it off, don't make it smooth. Leave rough edges.