Matt Luke 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

@PMSummerComfort Had to shit, let it rip on 278 from Lamar, cop was on his period, got 7 tickets.

@MattLukeee Kilo of Colombian bam bam?

Matt has found himself in trouble with the law for some Ricky Bobby shit. Does he find himself a lawyer or take the 30 days in jail?

“Dude she sat on my face and said I was her strong little Indian boy” #hajdinifiles

@RustCohle215 She obviously didn’t swallow

Every woman sucks except my mom

@HardRWhite What happened to bros before hoes

Just found out I was #doxed for some play. It’s a sad world we live in. I may be going off the grid for a little. Goodbye twitter

Life is worth living #fuzzys

WBSOTD (white boy song of the day)

@PMSummerComfort Gotta let the cool water hit it

Just took a shit so bad I had to immediately get into the shower after

@BreakfastBacon1 Neon shorts, kd socks, and a head band

Going to dicks yall want anything

Is it socially acceptable for a white boy to smoke a black and mild around campus after his final? #pondering

@wardamnbilly Could be huge

Can we get like a bv bereal trend started I think we could have a thing here

@jaynussv Yeah, they’re tight for the first couple wears but they loosen up

@MattLukeee They fit the same size as a regular shoe?

Gonna go ahead and buy these unless someone can convince me otherwise? LANK

@widespreadpanic That’s panic man

Saturday

Hey Alexa, play hava nigala

@MedicatedSleaze Honeypot, This might be divorced Luka play

@MattLukeee Is Jordan coming down the court though?

@WillyCumbutt What’s the deal with choosing deans over helluva

I’m such a fat chud

@kevinpurrryear Trigger locks on the thumbs

prefired the “Are you okay?” text from ma dukes

@chapter_adviser More of a Danny Mullen guy myself

Real niggas watch this retard while they muck

@local_hooperr Still think about my Covid year insta gf

I don’t think I’ll ever get over my middle school ex girlfriend