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Matt Montero
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Matt Montero
@MattMontero
Writer, photographer, food eater.
Portland, Oregon Katılım Mart 2009
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Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'
Hoops@Hoopss
Firing a submachine gun underwater
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Matt Montero retweetledi
Matt Montero retweetledi
stop shoving straight people's lifestyle down on children's throats
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
‘FROZEN 3’ will include Anna and Kristoff's wedding. (via: @DTVANews)
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A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.
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1/ Donald Trump isn't the first person to be given someone else's Nobel Prize medal. The last recipient of an unearned Nobel medal was none other than Nazi propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels, at the instigation of Norwegian author Knut Hamsun. ⬇️
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@adamtotscomix And here I just paid for mine like a jackass. 😢🎅
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@WrestlePrestige Just got mine so make that 38 floor seats! Wouldn’t miss it!
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Most first day ticket sales we have EVER experienced.
Only around 40 main floor tickets left.
Tell your friends to lock their seats in & don't miss the final Prestige Wrestling event.
This is gonna be special.
Prestige Wrestling@WrestlePrestige
🚨 TICKETS ON SALE NOW 🚨 ***QUOTE TWEET ONCE YOU’VE BOUGHT YOUR TICKETS*** #PrestigeRoseland XIII - The final Prestige event ever! February 20th, 2026 Portland, Oregon Roseland Theater All Ages (bar with ID) Doors at 6:00 PM // Show at 7:00 PM 🎟️ etix.com/ticket/p/54565…
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@adamtotscomix Somebody about to get their faithhole filled up by the lord!
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This was already in the constitution.
Thank you for reminding us why Texas is 41st in education.
Daily Caller@DailyCaller
🚨BREAKING: Voters in Texas have APPROVED a ballot question requiring citizenship to vote
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BREAKING: WOKE IS BACK! THERE ARE 25 GENDERS. WE'RE GOING TO TRANS THE ECONOMY. DEI FOR EVERY CHILD. AND WE'RE RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
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I am saddened to learn of the passing of former Emperor Sheev Palpatine.
Emperor Palpatine was a devoted public servant, from the halls of the Imperial Senate to many positions of leadership in multiple Imperial administrations. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a strong sense of dedication, gave so much of his life to the Empire he loved.
Kamala Harris@KamalaHarris
I am saddened to learn of the passing of former Vice President Dick Cheney. Vice President Cheney was a devoted public servant, from the halls of Congress to many positions of leadership in multiple presidential administrations. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a strong sense of dedication, gave so much of his life to the country he loved. Doug and I are keeping Lynne, their daughters Liz and Mary, and the entire Cheney family in our thoughts during this difficult time.
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