Matt Jacob

The @nyknicks in close-out games in these playoffs: Won by 51 (and scored 140) Won by 30 (and scored 144) Won by 37 (and scored 130) I’m starting to think the NBA’s Eastern Conference is the equivalent of the NFL’s NFC South … or MLB’s American League

Miguel Andujar has hit more HRs in the last 48 hours (2) than Fernando Tatis Jr. has hit in the last 235 days (1).

We're a week away from Memorial Day and STILL there are just 4 teams in the AL north of .500 ... and one of those is the White Sox (24-22)!

Michael Spinks somewhere thinking: “It’s over already?”

“Dad, what was 1984 like?” “Take a look at this.”

It’s May 10. Have you hit a HR this year? Me: Nope You: Nope Fernando Tatis Jr.: Nope

It's May 6. Roughly 23% of the MLB season is in the books. And 18 of 30 teams are under .500 (inc. 12 of 15 in the AL). Only teams more than 2 games over .500: Braves (26-11) Yankees (25-11) Cubs (24-12) Rays (23-11) Dodgers (22-14) Padres (21-14) Cards (21-14) Reds (20-16)

DRAFT DAY

Of all the Mets barbs that have appeared in my feed — and there have been many! — this one ⬇️ is the winner! (And bonus points that it was posted by someone who quotes a Van Halen lyric in their bio)

Flyers-Penguins score at the end of the first period: 0-0 Sens-Canes score at the end of the first period: 1-0 1P UNs through the first 9 #StanleyCup playoff games: 9-0

Total 1P goals through the first 7 #StanleyCup games: 0 0 1 0 1 1 1 1P UN hits in all 7 games

Boxing at its absolute finest. Now the sports is being propped up by ... Jake fucking Paul. Nice job, boxing.

@MLB totals L/3 days: 29 OVs 10 UNs 1 Push Saturday: 10-4-1 Sunday: 10-5 Monday: 9-1

MLB totals Saturday: 10-4-1 MLB totals Sunday: 10-5 MLB scores today: 6-2 F (OV) 11-3 B4 (OV) 7-4 T6 (OV) 15-5 T7 (OV) 13-2 B7 (OV) 8-7 B7 (OV) 4-4 B5 (Total: 9.5) 4-1 B4 (Total: 8)

Current MLB scores and not a single game out of the 6th inning: 11-1 9-1 11-2 6-3 4-3 7-2 1-1 Have yourself a day, OV bettors!!

Life is short. Don’t waste it arguing with strangers about politics on the internet.

@RoyRogers_HTMS "The FUCK are they gonna do now?" - the prevailing question hovering over VH after Roth bolted. The answer started with this performance. For a faction of VH fans, it was (and remains) horrifying. For THIS VH fan, it was the launch of a new — and equally kick-ass — band!

🔥 First time ever — Sammy Hagar meets Eddie Van Halen on stage! Farm Aid 1985. Sammy steps in, Eddie lights up his guitar, and they absolutely crush Led Zeppelin’s “Rock And Roll” together. Raw energy, killer tone, and the exact moment the Van Hagar era was born 🤘 History in real time.

And yet another piece of my youth is gone. RIP to 1/4 of the greatest infield in #MLB history. (I can still mimic his batting stance to this day)

Game-time temps in @MLB games today: 34 (CLE), 35 (CHI), 50 (NYM), 42 (PIT), 50 (WAS), 39 (BOS), 45 (NYY), 44 (MIN) Vacant stadiums today: LAD (in TOR) SD (in PIT) AZ (in NY) SAC (in NY) SEA* (in TX) HOU* (in COL) MIL* (in BOS) ATL (in SF) *-Domes This CAN'T be that difficult

Harumph!