Matt Tapscott

@Sporting87Res @Jamesmiller1994 @BraveheartCH Did things progress after dinner?

Here is @Jamesmiller1994 treating the @BraveheartCH man for the match award to a lovely date after his performance today 💙🥳

@mattrockstar @Official_S87 #justiceforbrowny

@Official_S87 I appreciate the mention, but it was definitely Tom Chandler that scored and not me... I'm not even allowed in the penalty area these days.

🔵 First Team Result 🔵 Debenham LCFC 3 Sporting 87 0 #sporting87 #S87

@BanksyNathan @Sporting87Res

@Sporting87Res @MattTapscott24 Still can’t believe I passed the medical. Up the Ressies

DEADLINE DAY We are DELIGHTED to announce @BanksyNathan on loan until the new year to recover from his glass shoulder (or until he gets fed up of @MattTapscott24 shouting that he “only has one foot”) Very excited to have Nathan on board ✍️🚀

@Sporting87Res @BanksyNathan There. We. Land ✈️

@mattrockstar Missed a bit

Finished pressure washing just in time to watch England win. Such a satisfying job!

@Sporting87Res @BraveheartCH Hmmm how convenient

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT Turns out the admin has mystical powers - our prized @BraveheartCH MoTM award has been found, and honestly the story of it being found is miraculously similar to the tweet below from 9th April… #Kev #MysticAdmin #ColinisHome

@Sporting87Res @BraveheartCH We just want you back safe. #comehomecolin

It’s officially been 2 months since our prized MoTM award (a spectacular photo of @BraveheartCH ) went missing. At this point, we are considering making the search part of pre-season training. Any news, please share with us #ComeHomeColin #WeMissYou

@mattrockstar @rickygervais

@rickygervais @MattTapscott24

Our first billboard! It’s in Slough. And when I've finished with Slough, there's Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell, you know I've got Didcot, Yateley. Winnersh, Taplow. #DutchBarn

@Sporting87Res @BraveheartCH @JoeBentleyyy @SamJackman17 @mattrockstar 🤔 Still many more questions

@MattTapscott24 @BraveheartCH @JoeBentleyyy @SamJackman17 @mattrockstar Thanks for raising your concerns Skipper! I am reliably informed the gaffer has a rock solid alibi and can’t possibly be blamed. Please find the attached image to prove his innocence 😇

STILL MISSING 🚨 Our prized MoM @BraveheartCH photo is still missing. Current suspects include: @JoeBentleyyy - last man to see him @SamJackman17 - never received him @mattrockstar - intense love of him Chris White - cold around him Big @BraveheartCH himself #ComeHomeColin

@Sporting87Res @BraveheartCH @pettitt_robert #ComeHomeColin

MISSING 🚨 Concerns that our highly desired man of the match award (yes, it’s a signed photo of legend @BraveheartCH modelled by @pettitt_robert ) has gone missing! He was last seen in an away changing room towards Ipswich! #ComeHomeColin

@Sporting87Res This is the best one yet!!! 😂😂

MEET EDDIE! Position: RB Guilty pleasure: Yellow cards, love the smell of them on a Saturday afternoon Best football attribute: slide tackles and being an absolute rat on the pitch 🐀 Message for the fans: come see where I live, lovely Ditch in Rougham - it’s cosy! 🥰

@Sporting87Res @IWFC_Develop @JoeBentleyyy @mattrockstar @Claydon_FC 🚿 🚿🚿🚿

RESULT @IWFC_Develop 3-4 @Sporting87Res The lads came back from a 2-0 deficit at half time to a dramatic 4-3 win! Shower huge character and fight! Goals T. Chandler ⚽️⚽️ @JoeBentleyyy ⚽️ @mattrockstar ⚽️ Man of the match: @JoeBentleyyy 🏆 Onto @Claydon_FC next week! 👊🏻

@mattrockstar @Sporting87Res @RickShielsPGA You're clearly like a fine wine or matured cheese Browny 🍷🧀

@Sporting87Res @RickShielsPGA That picture is filled with hatred. What have I done to upset you, admin? 😂

It’s a double! Meet @mattrockstar ! Name: Matt Brown Age: 37 Football position: CM (should be ST 🤷🏻‍♂️) Favourite music: 90s pop Guilty pleasure: @RickShielsPGA 🥰 Best attribute: The tactical foul One thing the fans should know: Former first team golden boot winner - twice 😘

@Sporting87Res @SamJackman17 🤣🤣🤣 yes

@MattTapscott24 @SamJackman17 @SamJackman17 @MattTapscott24 💙

WANT ANOTHER PLAYER? HOW ABOUT @SamJackman17 Name: Jacko Age: Ageless Football Position: GK Fave Music: Whatever is on in the car Guilty Pleasure: driving from Wales Best Football Attribute: Fuel economy One thing you want the fans to know: I’ll never actually leave #Jacko

@Jamesmiller1994 @historyinmemes It’s good to see @SamJackman17 highlight reel so he can get a club in Wales.

@historyinmemes @MattTapscott24 this is where we have gone wrong

This scene is iconic

@Sporting87Res Phew 😮‍💨 nearly thought you’d forgot or something

@MattTapscott24 More than happy to help skipper - if you just follow the original thread you’ll find the information there. Happy to help whenever you need xoxox

RESULT (late report) Sporting 7-0 @Stonhamres A well fought contest, with the score 1-0 at half time. The boys pressed on and a flurry of the goals in the 2nd half led to a well deserved win. Goals: T. Chandler ⚽️⚽️ J. Bentley ⚽️⚽️ R. Pettitt ⚽️ K. Lebbon ⚽️ S. Kingston ⚽️

@Sporting87Res Yeah you better be sorry! Who was man of the match?

Special apology to @MattTapscott24 for letting down the team with the late report

@Sporting87Res Was there a game this week admin? Everyone is waiting in anticipation. I hope there was no sore head on Sunday morning creating the delay 🤔