Matt

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Matt

@Matt_Collis

Manchester, England Katılım Ocak 2012

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Matt@Matt_Collis·25 Nis

On the below if you fancy, decided to delete twitter: bye it’s been a laugh!

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Caden@sunbleachedcdn·1 Nis

Noticing that it’s other “queer” people that seem to be very comfortable calling gay men pedophiles. This man is 31 thirsting after a 22 year-old. You people would not survive in the real world and have never been outside

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Matt@Matt_Collis·30 Mar

@heyyitsdidi “At her age” says the meme account 💀💀

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henny gesserit@heyyitsdidi·29 Mar

her talking about having kids “at her age” being hell is so telling imo. you’re 27 babe! when did everyone start living in this suspended childhood where having kids in your late 20s is a teen pregnancy? it’s fine if you’re afraid to grow up but leave the rest of us out of it!

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henny gesserit@heyyitsdidi·29 Mar

Chappell Roan is a mean girl with extremely negative energy and I’m tired of pretending she’s not

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Jonothan Jacobo@Colin_Field_2·28 Mar

girl even the 2nd plane waited 17 minutes

Pop Tingz@PopTingz

Katy Perry is reportedly already working on her next album.

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Drop Pop@DropPopNet·28 Mar

Amy Winehouse and Adele, 2004.

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aheee 🇵🇸@aravedihda·25 Mar

Her in the comments section:

pink pilates princess💗@KUNTAKUNTY

A lot of yall have 0 fathers so I understand why seeing someone have 2 of them may trigger yall

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Matt@Matt_Collis·23 Mar

Literally empirical data 🤡🤡

Elon Musk@elonmusk

Not science

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Matt@Matt_Collis·23 Mar

I just got a 1970s leather trench coat. Spring 2025 is about to be matrix themed

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Matt@Matt_Collis·23 Mar

Doing a law module at the moment and I have today learnt that I can reference Naomi Campbell, as she was instrumental to the UK having a human right to confidentiality in the UK.

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mary queen of thots🍉@txbamxnmicxh_s·21 Mar

Forever legendary

techsiren ♥︎@techhsiren

is there a specific post that you still think about

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Matt@Matt_Collis·21 Mar

Paul OGrady

Walter Ego@ItsWalterEgo

More than 500,000 people disappear without a trace every year. In 2009, something even stranger happened: a man appeared. No identity. No past. No record of where he came from. Peter Bergmann never existed. This is one of the greatest internet mystery of all time. 🧵👇

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Christian Keil@pronounced_kyle·20 Mar

*taps the sign*

METR@METR_Evals

When will AI systems be able to carry out long projects independently? In new research, we find a kind of “Moore’s Law for AI agents”: the length of tasks that AIs can do is doubling about every 7 months.

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Matt@Matt_Collis·20 Mar

I’m driving round with sunglasses on and sunroof down. We did it guys, winter is dead 😍🥰

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Matt@Matt_Collis·16 Mar

Wait someone do this but with Royal Mille. If you know you know

Dan Ellis@dgellis0907

Not my house but I know my way around

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Matt@Matt_Collis·16 Mar

Kid has a head injury - yeah let’s immediately interview him. Defence would have a field day 😂😂

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Matt@Matt_Collis·16 Mar

#Adolescence is decent but wtf is this school scene in ep 2 😅😅 no parents, no legal rep from the school

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Ric@Ric4rdoTM·15 Mar

You hit 30 and suddenly the clothes at M&S start looking really good

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Link@RockEatingHero·14 Mar

you got to be fucking kidding me

Complex@Complex

A rare Blood Moon will appear on the night of Thursday, March 13, into the early morning of March 14. This happens when Earth blocks the Sun, making the Moon look red. People in South America, Central America, the U.S., Canada, Mexico, and Spain will be able to see it. (via @enews)

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Matt@Matt_Collis·8 Mar

@imbethmccoll @GlNATONIC Not a spring 😆💀

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Beth McColl@imbethmccoll·7 Mar

@GlNATONIC obsessed with the compulsion to share. unexpected tax bill forces sale. boyfriend cheated all his hoodies must go. got colour analysis done and am NOT a spring

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GINA TONIC@GlNATONIC·7 Mar

weight loss forces sale on vinted is the most pointless brag ever girl i dont know you

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