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@naltathan Proper David Masters vibes here

@thervd On what looks to be a good wicketthat isnt doing much against a bowling attack with basically one bowler. Bodes well for when Cummins and Hazelwood come back...

England last 38.5 overs in Hobart last time they battled in Australia. 32.5 now. A horror show.

@FreyaWoods8 Was really surprised by Duckett wicket. He was looking comfortable and it was a pretty standard delivery

I know we’ve lost two wickets, but it looks a good batting pitch

@frances_withane @becksjaynee 100% and it just came out of nowhere as well, was utterly bizarre

@Matt_Diner @becksjaynee He was so defensive about that. Surely if Engkand are no longer picking him, they should be the ones to pick up the phone and explain that to him. It’s basic manners 😂

@xo_xoncejnl He's seemingly not bothered about Jesus having a stroke

Why is Brian May cameoing??

@xo_xoncejnl Great stuff, my standards are lower than his, thanks for that 👍

By Craig David’s standards we should all be making love today

@PollardRach You’ll get better soon and that quality front room set up will definitely help!

@PollardRach Haha, selective hygiene is wild. I'd risk it for the pastel de nata, anyway

@PollardRach Oh no, looks like you’ll have to lie on the sofa in front of the TV and not move, purely for recovery purposes...

@PollardRach One of those posh spicy chicken ones? IMO the Asda choose your own pizza counter is the pinnacle of dining.

@NyjMike Elite food in Afghanistan tbf

I’d rather live in Afghanistan than Pittsburgh

@PollardRach Definitely worse places to live!

@PollardRach And going from own experience of owning a dog (mine is a lot, lot worse!) I guess the culprit for that is in the photo...

@SkyBetLeagueOne @mansfieldtownfc Fair play for editing out the obvious foul just before that, lads 👏

🔥 Simply SENSATIONAL! #EFL | @mansfieldtownfc

@ljc_xoxo They are also complete strangers. Inexcusable behaviour tbh

Does my head in when they hug someone everytime they open a box on deal or no deal. Less hugging, more box opening

@oliviap711 Thanks Liv, with your support I feel I can succeed

Best experience of my life, hands down. You should absolutely go for it if you’re thinking about it!

@oliviap711 For some reason I expected better than that from you

@Matt_Diner Maybe if your fans turned up at Wembley you would be in the Championship by now ☺️

Fan made and funded displays >>>

@FreyaWoods8 Got there in fewer matches than Ponting and Kallis as well...

People arguing about whether Root is good enough to be second in the all time run scoring list. The key part of that sentence seems to be beyond people