Matt Grubba

@james_xond David Bowie’s death. Look it up. What got better from that date?

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?

@krassenstein @NotHoodlum Good time to remember that firing squads are now OK.

AMAZING NEWS!! Minnesota has JUST charged white supremacist Jake Lang with 2 FELONY HATE CRIMES (5+ years in prison) for knocking over this ice sculpture. Trump can’t pardon him from these crimes.

@USL_Pony @TorontoFCII @BethlehemSteel Beth Steel used to come rolling into town with lineups of like, Cory Burke, Auston Trusty, Maurice Edu on a rehab assignment and then Brandon Aubrey and Brendan Aaronson on the bench. And the Hounds would still end up winning.

I am all for just going down rabbit holes. That at times is my entire life. But how in the absolute expletive am I at this exact moment learning that Brandon Aubrey, the Dallas Cowboys kicker has played for @TorontoFCII and @BethlehemSteel

@PittBorghetti Trick question. It doesn't matter because the O-line is going to be so dominant, and Larry means you can't stack the box.

Give me a starting 22 made up of Pitt’s all-time greatest players, and I’ll beat your all-time team—pro or college—any day of the week. Only real debate: who lines up next to Tony Dorsett in the backfield? #H2P

@ScottJenningsKY Pete might regret his boss signing that order to bring back firing squads. Maybe Nicolae and Elena Trump, too.

Did a leading Democrat really suggest that Sec. of War Pete Hegseth should be EXECUTED? Sadly, yes. That’s what it has come to in Washington.

@Kinki_muniain Coming to USL League Two after Trump invades.

La liga de Groenlandia está a otro nivel,

Figured tonight was as good a night as any to finally sign up for the @SpiritAirlines rewards program. Can't wait to start stacking up the points!

Is “Stairway to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin overrated or untouchable?

I’ll never forget the 2026 Rose Bowl between Superman IV: The Quest for Peace and The French Connection.

@SecRollins @Hail_Pitt In what world is a Tesla luxury? Also, what’s the source for any of this. Assuming it’s a lie, seeing that’s all this administration does well. If you want to stop fraud, jail the whole Trump family.

In just ONE state, 14,000 individuals receiving SNAP benefits were driving LUXURY VEHICLES! 🚗 3 Bentleys 🚗 3 Ferraris 🚗 11 Lamborghinis 🚗 59 Maseratis 🚗 141 Porsches 🚗 244 Alfa Romeos 🚗 306 Land Rovers 🚗 2,098 Teslas And this is just in ONE STATE. We need to defend our nutrition programs for those most in need, not for scammers gaming the system. These individuals are taking advantage of the American taxpayer. And together with @VP’s Task Force to Eliminate Fraud, this ends NOW. 4.3M Americans have been moved off of SNAP — but more work to be done!

@ochocinco I have the Nintendo Fiorentina kit that came right before that one 🔥

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@tortuga_tommy @MattGajtka Is Michael Irvin in town on draft coverage? I have a candidate…

@MattGajtka @Matt_Grubba Marty griffin needs shoved in a locker

Meanwhile, at 7:30 once the draft actually started…

Overheard at the bar: “That dude looks like he just walked out of a bar in Connoquenessing”

Christian Hackenberg v. 2.0 Loading…

@BleacherReport For the Alouettes, maybe

Penn State QB Drew Allar is off the board to the Pittsburgh Steelers with the 76th overall pick 👏 Will he be QB1? 👀

Not the SportsCenter list you wanna be on, huh @DetroitCityFC?

This x1,000. A lot of non-ball knowers with too big a platform.

@colin_dunlap Them boys need some Uncle Sam's in their life.

Peppi’s is the far superior famous Pittsburgh sandwich. 🤷

THANK YOU VIRGINIA!