Matthew Le Tissier

I can feel a relapse coming.... #kitkats

Matthew le tiss what a legend @Matt_LeTiss

Bloody Mark Crossley still haunting me.

Nemesis? You don't know the meaning of nemesis till you look Mark Crossley in the eyes from 12 yards. #coldsweat

Not being funny, I've got a slight bit of Christmas weight to lose. Just in time for Easter. #cremeeggs

Getting into the Soccer Saturday zone by listening to Kammy read Romeo and Juliet, whilst taunting Tony Cottee on Skype. #focused

Woke up with a melted kit Kat stuck to my forehead, and a double decker tucked between my legs. Rough night.

@SheilaAndersonX you are worthy, you are worthy. I'm simply a human being, with emotions and who never misses a penalty.

Is Tyson Gay? #letissnamegame

Lets all have a go of the Le Tiss name game. Simply add a single word to a name to make a sentence. Is Clare Balding? #letissnamegame

Is Clare Balding? #letissnamegame

God I'm a mess. I might put on the jolly cheerfulness of a fat bloke in a custard factory, but I'm dying inside. 4 kit kats today.

Anyone need a penalty taking?

Doing keepy uppies outside the FA offices, Le Tiss knows when he's needed.

Anyone got Roy Hodgson's number? Surely can't be overlooked by yet another England gaffer.

Well well well, I've been tucked away in the deepest darkest of sky sports studios for a while, but its good to be back

I fancy a Kitkat.

@TheBig_Sam How is that Sweetie Treatie drawer idea going for you Big Sam?

For every minute Southampton stay ahead, i'll be giving kitkats out, 2 fingers only, not giving out any of my Chunky's. #saints

What this game needs is a '30 yards Le Tiss Screamer'. #saints