Matt 🤙🏼

@PicturesFoIder Who tf sexualized a statue, these men would lose thier minds in Rome

Aren’t they embarrassed?

@creepydotorg Die knowing I’m a snack

Be realistic, wyd in this situation? 👀

@SoupOuppy @creepydotorg

@Matt_of_Va @creepydotorg Yeah?

Who is this? Wrong answers only.

Advice for single people on dating apps (me): If they don’t show their teeth in their profile DONT MATCH

@creepydotorg Cars 2

Toy Story 🎬

Nobody had more confidence in this generation than the directors of sci-fi movies from the 70s

No helping ladies crawl back to their wheelchairs if they happen to have stubs? The audacity

Bee are really just little British dudes. All that doing it for the queen shit. You sting someone and die? Nah I’ll pass

@TheFigen_ The drag from the wind and weight of the body wouldn’t keep is momentum the same. Wall the pool in a box and he will dive just fine. Toss a paper in the air with the windows up. Now do it with the windows down.

Is this correct according to the laws of physics?

If someone calls you a “douchebag” don’t take it as an insult. Why are you a douche? Because youre 70% water? Because youre very hygienic? Because you get more pussy than them? Hold your head high, king.

@clownworld I laughed

What’s your response to her?

@ErcSpry A vampires wet dream

So mosquitos are just going to get bigger each year until they are the size of humming birds?

All jokes aside, I’m no medical expert but I think he’s wrong. He’d probably argue that the brain only holds knowledge and doesn’t operate everything else, and the heart is full of love or something stupid. These are grown adults in our society and it only hurts us.

This is why doctors retire early because the government knows they get wiser and they force them out before they can start to piece the truth together. This discovery is going to heal the world. I told myself to be better, now I’m healed.

My 60 year old coworker was trying to explain how mental health doesn’t exist, after hearing his compelling thesis and reasoning I’m thinking I have to call the Department of Health immediately. We were all wrong, let me explain…