Matt C

After many years of waiting went to order the double filet of fish bonus on the app it's only £2 and then your app stops working @McDonaldsUK so had to pay full price #happybutnothappy

@GreggsOfficial it's my sister's birthday tomorrow as she lives in Australia is it wrong that if I order her a sausage roll and then eat it on her behalf?

Ange all dressed for an interview tomorrow #BRETOT @BBCSport @BrentfordFC

@BrentfordFC I'm a Newcastle fan get me out of here @antanddec

ANOTHER QUIET AFTERNOON AT THE GTECH 🤣🤣

Match update 1 nil to the bees #brentfordfc @antanddec

Anyone else playing woke bingo with this year's housemates? #BBUK

Getting my money's worth at the all inclusive

Can't beat a Sunday by the pool in Mexico with a live band banging out some classic tunes @rickastley

@BBCBreaking They should gone back to 90's where you queued up at the venue or on the phone with your credit card, yes there were touts at the venue

Oasis issue warning after reunion tickets are listed for more than £6,000 on reselling sites minutes after pre-sale bbc.in/3AJTbxP

@oasis I would register but you're require too much personal data to register

🚨REGISTER FOR THE UK & IRELAND 2025 TOUR PRE-SALE BALLOT🚨 A ticket pre-sale will be held on Friday 30th August, ahead of Saturday’s general sale. To ensure the maximum number of fans have a fair opportunity to access tickets, applicants will be selected for the pre-sale via a ballot. Ballot registration is open now and will close at 7pm BST, this Wednesday 28th August. Register here: OasisMusic.lnk.to/OLI25Ballot Successful applicants will receive an email with full access information the morning of Friday 30th August. Success in the ballot will not guarantee tickets. Tickets will be allocated on a first come first served basis.

@QualityStreetUK 💛

Two very different flavours, with two very loyal fan bases... which is getting your vote? Reply 💙 for the Coconut Eclair Reply a 💛 for the Caramel Swirl

@Beesotted Our medicals are just like the SAS entrance test

Dunno if this is a windup but hearing Gustavo Nunes was diagnosed with a fractured rib during #BrentfordFC medical. The deal will not be canceled, but the striker will be unable to make his debut for a month. He will also be cut from friendlies with the 🇧🇷 under-20 team.

@oasis Count me in Earls court in the 90's and Stand by Me filmed in Feltham youtu.be/maTP315XZCQ?si…

Sepp in the red and white 🔴⚪

I didnt know the smurfs had entered a team #OpeningCeremony

@Keir_Starmer @England @lisanandy Sorry but 1 minster at the British grand Prix now you are at football final, I thought your motto was there to serve all not yourself what a joke

Made it to Berlin. Come on @England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I have just realised I'm attending an event at Box Park Wembley on Monday, the floor is going to be so sticky of beer #EnglandEuro2024

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@BrentfordFC @VisitTampaBay I will be on the way back from Egypt

🌍🐝 Where in the world are you following from today? #BOUBRE | @VisitTampaBay