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You ever ignore a call then suddenly become a detective trying to figure out why they called ? 😭

Google : We updated your homepage. Orphans :

“ You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible ” - 2012

When you give a Tip to a waitress then suddenly remember that’s all you had for transport back home.

Arsenal getting close to 2 major trophies and suddenly the world unlocks a new virus variant… This club might genuinely be a global warning sign 😭💀

Boss: welcome back from the long holiday! did you miss us?

"2026 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR" Me in May:

Arsenal in line for 2 major trophies and the universe immediately responded with a HantarVirus outbreak. Some scripts just write themselves 😭💀

Arsenal was discussing trebles yesterday and today we’re hearing about HantarVirus outbreaks…… The scriptwriters are moving like prime Mourinho 😭💀

Arsenal on route to win 2 major trophies. The gods said “not on our watch” 😭 HantaVirus striked💀💀

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

*childhood me thinking i’d be rich and own a house by 2026* a random day in 2026:

Good morning colleagues

@keithnamu @CarolPrim3 🤣🤣🤣

You’re not my Type

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

Kale bulijjo ndowooza Kiryadongo ya Kirya🤦🏽

Ndowooza Kirya agende yesimbewo e Kiryadongo🤣🤣

The two L’s in your name now make sense🤣🤣

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran says it restocked its arsenal with drones and missiles during ceasefire.

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