Matters

@brandondotjpeg Better be for the fucking wedding

if you have any important plans you want to invite me to make sure it's not february 28th, 2025 Thank you -Brandon Jpeg

m.youtube.com/watch?v=j7k-tD… I did a thing. So that's something I guess. Anyways bye. #Nintendo #MarioKartDS

It's just one of those days 🦌

@_Topsiee_ Well.. I'm never having ranch in my house again

Imma dip my chicken tender so deep into your ranch bro

@_Topsiee_ As soon I turned 18.. I was permanently tired. It was then I understood why most adults are assholes. Lol

Being an adult is crazy.. One day you feel a little tired and then suddenly you stay that way for the rest of your life

To every single person who worked on the borderlands movie.... Hahahahahahahahaha Dumbasses

@_Topsiee_ Putting ranch on Mexican food is almost a war crime

*likes long walks on the beach, sunsets, puppies, mix matching socks, putting ranch dressing on Mexican food, cuddles, pickles (all kinds) and romance novels* 🤔

Talk is cheap, I want your snacks >:(

@its_fayko Me: why did fayko get a bunch of McDonald's sau- *sees it* oh that's why.

@_Topsiee_ Not me saying "what the actual fuck.. is a romper?" Don't worry I googled it. Caught up now 👍

weird thought of the night. my favorite part about wearing a romper, is getting completely naked in public restrooms >:D

@Blazuhira Sorry to hear that homie but I hope things get better. If you need anything I'm here for you.

To all those people who shoot off fireworks 1:30 in the morning... 🖕

@_Topsiee_ I agree with the orange chicken... Never enough... Never

I like my never enoughs.. never enough coffee, enough orange chicken, enough love, enough hope, enough you. It's never enough. I always want more 😤 hehe

@EverbloomGames This and The Disney World DLC were the reason why I bought Minecraft and they're great. I do have one question and hope.. Will there be more added after the shrek attraction or will shrek be the only later addition to the dlc? Me personally, would love to see Harry Potter world.

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@_Topsiee_ You already are.

I don't wanna be working. I wanna be a menace to society.

@_Topsiee_ Friend: How did the date go? Topsiee: CaN yOu BeLiEvE tHiS jErK sAiD i CaN't EaT tHeIr PiCkLe?! The Jerk:

Me on a date: Are you gonna eat your pickle??

I have these cozy little sweatpants that are super long, they cover my feet and I trip over them all the time, but I just figured out if I tuck them into my socks, we're good! We're so back. And it raises my dork factor to 11

@Matters_22 Go spider!

Nothing like trying to sleep then to see a fucking huge spider crawling down to your bed with karen like determination

A normal adult: Don't you want to find your purpose in life? Me: *stuffing my face with Orange Chicken* Found it.