Matt
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@TeleFootball @TelegraphDucker Arsenal - 0 charges in 100+ years of existence
Man City - 115 charges in the past decade
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🔴 Arsenal’s league goals: 58.6 per cent from open play, 41.4 per cent from set-pieces
🔵 Manchester City’s league goals: 84.2 per cent from open play, 15.8 per cent from set-pieces
Guardiola continues to swim against the tide, writes @TelegraphDucker ⤵️
telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

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@mcfc_lads That kit aguero is wearing is impossible to find, must have been player issue but I remember trying to buy it on the day and regularly look for it now.
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@barlowjacob Can’t handle city giving arsenal their first trophy in 5 years.
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@barlowjacob Only watch city these days and even that’s painful of late
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The way xG has been around for 5+ years and people still don’t understand it hurts my head
Brradley Dennis@BradleyDSharp11
Can we all now agree that xG means absolutely fuck all and is the most pointless stat ever created.
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@lukeaaronmoore It won’t because Arsenal fans need validation 24/7 they love mark goldbridge because he’s nice about them…
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@YsIRahmoni @_Afcbanks Fucking hell RW faces left back just delete this
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Saka is the most lied about player in the history of football.
Shady✰@shadyback_
Rodrygo welcome to the Nico O’Reilly penitentiary
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@Matthew021691 Decent side, but think it's only fair to point out they've been pretty inconsistent this season! Think most would agree
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To go from 5 points clear on the 1st November, having recently beaten Barcelona giving them the advantage in head to head...
To 4 points back five weeks later, having won 1 of their last 5 League games...
That's an incredibly troubling run of form from Real Madrid.
City at home this Wednesday in a face-off between two sides that no one is really sure how good they are!

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@BigBearKentlaar End of the year is in 3 weeks Arsenal fans don’t understand football
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Arsenal can win out for the rest of 2025, but Manchester City will be top at some point due to the times of games.
The media (and social media) will lap this up and make it seem like Arsenal aren’t up for the fight.
Arsenal fans, don’t raise to it. We’ll still be top come the end of the year, just ignore the noise and focus on our own games.
Don’t watch expecting anyone to do us a favour, the boys won’t be as they know they’re capable of doing it themselves.
Big few weeks, let’s fucking have it.
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Erling Haaland's numbers for Norway are conclusive proof that this guy would score vast quantities of goals for anyone.
Of the 80 players to score 50+ international goals...
No player since 1925 has matched Haaland's record of 1.15 goals per game.
The closest of anyone that played for their country in the 21st century? Romario on 0.79.
Haaland's numbers will be etched in football history!

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