🌸🌸🌸Matthew 🌼🌼🌼

Normalize eating mayo straight out of the jar

@HammboneG @fivecentfox Thanks son

@Matthew1546724 @fivecentfox Bud, you gotta keep that soap out of your pee hole

33 reasons to masturbate 🧵 1. it feels awesome.

@NPC00767480 @totally__The_9 @_FzFK @hyyun_ho It's never lupus

@totally__The_9 @_FzFK @hyyun_ho It’s always lupus

She's stuck (1/2)

@MylesDoc @Lunar2448 Who dosent

@Lunar2448 Ya seem some hot shi and instantly think of men.

Put it on a twink

@zerowontmiss It cannot be that dark in the house bruh

How y’all hyping this composting like:

@onemorering @LuluLul97919054 @Slashing_Bunni AMONG US!!!!!

@LuluLul97919054 @Slashing_Bunni They walk amongst us.

Went to my little sisters high school to watch her final dance performance and someone had a miscarriage in one of the toilets

@nuel_irl 50000000000000000000000000000 billion starlights

Homelander is coming for you but you have $1000 to defend yourself.

✋🏼#billybutcher

@NewYorkMobile_ Can you fuck off pls

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@RealestMemes_ Why am I tearing up it's so god damn cute

@Petekuevw @Matt_S_Britton @mrcavanaX @Cluadia12654901 It's better call saul

@Matt_S_Britton @mrcavanaX @Cluadia12654901 I’ve watched the entire series 4 dozen times. This is not in Breaking Bad.

Mike intentionally nudges Tuco’s car, knowing exactly how a hothead like Tuco will react. His denial inside the restaurant is a masterclass in "gray man" behavior—playing the part of a confused, stubborn "Mr. Magoo" to push Tuco’s buttons. • The "Wallet" Trap: Mike’s refusal to pay cash is the catalyst. By showing he has plenty of money but refusing to hand it over, he forces Tuco into a robbery.

@Cluadia12654901 @VaughnFry Larper larper larper

@VaughnFry Right? 😂 This is the show everyone was hyping? All those cops just magically rolling through at the perfect time like it’s scripted within the script. Took me straight out of it.

Pourquoi les criminels n’ont jamais pensé à enterrer leurs cadavres au cimetière ?

@SF14gg @Brochacho342 @lowcortisol Roaches can happen to anybody no matter if they live filthy or clean

@Brochacho342 @lowcortisol i like charlie but ever since i saw the roaches, i'm kinda disgusted with him lmfao that's the only thing wrong with him, other than that, very based. almost always an unbiased take on topics

If you watch any of these mfs you’re an NPC

Im so alone, no one ever talks to me

27 years ago today, ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ premiered on Nickelodeon.

@SchizophreniArt Huh?

KYC (Kiss Your Cousin~)🧡🩶

@Pickuptruckdude Those poor workers

Drew Butcher from The Boys