Matthew Hall

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@neiltyson They’re feathers due

In the “Pi-Hard” movie trailer (youtube.com/watch?v=CNbmoV…), is that the best Alien AI could come up with? A hairy lizard-monster dropped from a vortex in the sky over my City? That scene stretched credulity. Everybody knows Reptiles have no hair.

@sama You’re such a loser. Calling it Twitter instead X just to get under Elons skin knowing you’re gonna lose this lawsuit and lose the power you stole. You’re a really sad little pathetic sorry excuse for a man.

man its good to be back on twitter there is comfort in the skills of a wasted youth

What a first frakking dayyyyyyyy!!! We have raised $905.44 so far to help kids fight cancer! We smashed milestones, had fun with incentives and we still have the rest of the month! So far 2 raffle entries for this Goofball! @StJude @Capp00 @LilRoseVamp tilt.fyi/X27Ymj0Iaw

@PeterDiamandis yes, assuming grok remains maximally truth-seeking and isn't corrupted by human beings.

Grok's ability to let people fact-check claims in real-time on X is proving powerful. AI-powered truth verification may be the only thing that can restore trust in information.  Do you agree?

@EMostaque I prefer other AI providers

Do you use normal or extended thinking for GPT 5.5 Pro

@sama You would have to pay me a large amount of money to go to this you evil douchebag

we will have it at our SF HQ and pay for plane tickets & hotel for people who aren't local. we'll close the link tomorrow at 5:55 pm.

GPT-5.5 is going to have a party for itself. it chose 5/5 at 5:55 pm for the date and time. if you'd like to come, let us know here: luma.com/5.5 codex will help the team pick people from the replies. 5.5 had some good ideas/requests for the party, which we'll do.

@sama How are you this evil? Jeez you can’t be gone soon enough

we love our users

@sama @OpenAI If you think this is going to rekindle faith in you, you’re wrong. The trust is lost. Sam Altman out is the only thing that will fix it.

Our Principles: Democratization, Empowerment, Universal Prosperity, Resilience, and Adaptability openai.com/index/our-prin…

@APompliano I don't think the word "measure" is applicable here. I don't think an economy is measurable. But the stock market is obviously a relevant metric when evaluating the health of the economy, amongst other metrics.

Question: Do you measure the health of the US economy by the stock market’s performance?

@sama So evil. You want power, nothing more, nothing less. Piss off.

1. We believe in iterative deployment; although GPT-5.5 is already a smart model, we expect rapid improvements. Iterative deployment is a big part of our safety strategy; we believe the world will be best equipped to win at the team sport of AI resilience this way. 2. We believe in democratization. We want people to be able to use lots of AI; we aim to have the most efficient models, the most efficient inference stack, and the most compute. We want our users to have access to the best technology and for everyone to have equal opportunity. We have been tracking cybersecurity as a preparedness category for a long time, and have built mitigations we believe in that enable us to make capable models broadly available. 3. We love you and we want you to win. We want to be a platform for every company, scientist, entrepreneur, and person. (My whole career has largely been about the magic of startups, and I think we are about to see that magic at hyperscale.)

@esaagar Do you want tobacco banned? alcohol? If not then STFU

Weed addicts will accuse you of cherry picking studies when you cite the most systematic review of medical marijuana evidence while extolling the medical benefits of weed because their mothers cousins uncles son (who is an addict) says it helps him play video games

@sama You want as much of my money for as little AI in return as possible. Suggesting otherwise is dishonest. I expect dishonesty from you sir.

We want you to have a lot of AI!

@wheezywaiter I like it in the form of ice cream.

How do you take your coffee? I prefer delivering it to my mouth from a mug with my hand(s). But I’d also take it frozen from a coffeesicle on a tree. Or mentally from a book with my eyes, but that’s a last resort. I’d also drink it at a resort, shirtless, if I have sunscreen.

@elonmusk @X @xai I have not changed my subscription tier. You took away my ability to grok x posts. Then you took away my ability to animate photos. And now this. What exactly am I paying for? I think I’m done.

@APompliano @cfosilvia What can it do that any other llm cannot do?

Thousands of multi-millionaires have signed up for @cfosilvia. Hundreds of people have publicly voiced how much they love the product. If you want to see the real power of AI applied to your finances, I suggest trying Silvia today: cfosilvia.com

@X kek

hehehe

@elonmusk Yeah, but yall keep taking away functionality from me without me changing my subscription tier. Now I can't animate photos. Grok is more limited than ever. Can't grok X posts anymore either. What are yall gonna take away next?

Some signs of life

@wheezywaiter I mostly only read, don’t post or repost or quote hardly ever.

I just deleted a quote tweet after remembering that simply having a public argument spreads the other person's bad ideas. What good is this place?

@elonmusk @MarioNawfal Can it do more than walk? Wen demo?

@MarioNawfal Optimus 3 is walking around, but needs some finishing touches before it’s ready to be shown

🇺🇸 Tesla Optimus is serving at the Tesla Diner today until sunset. Convenient timing: Tesla had promised the Gen 3 Optimus reveal in Q1 2026, and March ends today. The Gen 3 model is designed for factory deployment, meaning an announcement could drop any moment if the timeline holds. Source: @Tesla_Optimus, @niccruzpatane

@PeterDiamandis Depends on if I can buy the land I want by then

What would you do if energy was free, robots did all the manual work, and AI did knowledge work? That's not a thought experiment—it's 2035. The only question is: are you building toward that future as an owner, or waiting for it as an employee?