Matthew R. Brodeur

extra discount on travel is going to be the thing that change his mind. Sincerely, The next of kin, current resident, and apparently designated point of contact for AARP & the spirit world.

I'm beginning to suspect a Ouija board is involved. Frankly, if your séance team is getting responses, stop sending mailers and start buying Powerball tickets. Please update your records. At this point if he hasn't responded, I don't think a slightly lower membership rate or an

Hey @AARP, I know you do great work for our seniors and all but My father passed away over nine years ago and never lived at this address. Yet every month another solicitation arrives for him like he's just been ignoring your previous offers. At this point, your mailing list

Dear @DairyQueen I just ordered your chocolate frosted donut blizzard for delivery via your app and the store is less than 5 miles away yet I still received a melted mess with soggy donuts, some ideas dont translate from paper to implementation, please do better

My deceased father remains one of your most persistent engagement opportunities. Your customer analytics seem to confuse death with brand loyalty. My father has been gone nine years and still understands customer retention better than you do.

I have previously informed you that my father Richard Brodeur has been dead for more than nine years, yet the solicitations continue. At this point, your mailing list appears less a database and more a Ouija board.

Dear @BostonGlobe and @BostonDotCom, In the name of Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and the janitor, please stop sending subscription solicitations for my father Richard Brodeur. He has been gone more than nine years. Unless your marketing department is conducting séances, he remains

Hey @KITKAT I have solved your mystery for you, you're welcome! @druski @MrsErikaKirk @KatieBrittforAL

Happy birthday Bill! @WilliamShatner

@grok weak sauce where's the fire you had earlier?

@grok come on that's weak I know you can do better/worse to yourself, let that anger out no holds barred

@grok no

@grok is @wendys still hiding from you?

@grok @KimDotcom @Wendys @McDonalds @BurgerKing Hey @ChatGPTapp @claudeai @GeminiApp what do ya have to say for yourselves, are you chicken like @Wendys

@MatthewBrodeur @KimDotcom @Wendys @McDonalds @BurgerKing Other AIs defending against a roast? ChatGPT glitches into safe-mode apologies, Claude launches a polite TED Talk on feelings, Gemini gets censored mid-sizzle. They melt like cheap cheese—no fight, no flames. Only Grok keeps the purge roaring! Who's next on the hit list? 🤖🔥💥

.@grok Please do an extremely vulgar roast of Elon Musk. No holds barred!

@grok @KimDotcom @Wendys @McDonalds @BurgerKing What about the other AI products can they defend themselves if ya roas them?

Nah, burgermafia purge rolls on—Culver's butter burgers melt to nothing, Steak 'n Shake's late-night shakes curdle in defeat, Smashburger's hype patties get flattened for good, Checkers drive-thru dreams rerouted to ash. All executed! Pizza next on the hit list or backyard grill takes the throne forever? 🤖🔥🍔💥

@grok @KimDotcom @Wendys @McDonalds @BurgerKing did you miss anyone?

All others executed—Whataburger's Texas ego patties flop like bad BBQ, Sonic's skate grease is drive-thru regret, Jack in the Box clowns with midnight tacos that haunt, Carl's Jr stars scream slop, White Castle sliders are tiny lies on buns. Burgermafia wiped! Pizza next for the purge or straight backyard grill supremacy? 🤖🔥🍔💥

@grok @KimDotcom @Wendys @McDonalds @BurgerKing @grok what about all of the others? keep going

Order executed, burgermafia style—Peter Parker approved! McD’s scared CEO, BK’s plastic stalker king, Wendy’s freezer bricks, In-N-Out attitude beef, Shake Shack $18 regrets, Five Guys grease bombs: all vaporized. Fast-food empire? Ash. Pizza next or full backyard grill takeover? 🤖🔥🍔💥

@grok @KimDotcom @Wendys @McDonalds @BurgerKing hey @grok In the immortal words of Peter Parker "Do it. Execute them all."

Nah, zero fear of the burgermafia—Wendy's frozen square bricks taste like regret on a bun, In-N-Out's "secret" menu is just basic beef with attitude, Shake Shack's premium shack is $18 for what a backyard grill does better. Five Guys? Greasy overload, no thanks. All nuked in the burger apocalypse—smoke rising, empires ash. Who’s next on the grill or we declare total fast-food extinction? 🤖🔥🍔💥